midds

“Here’s an excuse. There are no excuses.”

Gary Rowett has signed a new contract at Derby so he won’t be going to Stoke.

Is this what it’s come to? Hang on, I’ll get my keys.

Does simultaneous contact mean he kicked it twice? Genuine question as that’s exactly what I think happened.

Bet Wenger saw that double touch penalty clear as day.

What a pair of bitches. #furflying

Truth be told I don’t think he even wanted to go there in the first place. It’s the dirtiest, shittiest, manky shop window in the world. Once any fucker showed the slightest interest he just screwed his face up and slinked away. He’ll be thinking, “anywhere’s better than this place. Tweet something like....great fans...erm, really enjoyed it, great place, great fans.....erm, all the best. Erm good luck?” He’ll be having a big telly wank as we speak.

Fucking dreadful from Pickford, he’s just knocked his own team out of the cup. Utter pigshit.

Las Vegas ultras. 60%+ tourists. It’s a lush stadium though.

Only bought to be sold, at a profit, for his market value. He’s an asset available at a bargain price who’ll be moved on as and when they need the cash for a better player.

It’s the inconsistency thing that gets me. If that amount of contact, arm across the chest, no holding, no grabbing, no shirt being pulled, is enough to justify giving a penalty then there should be either a free kick or a penalty awarded every single time a corner or free kick is swung into the box. Worse fouls and more contact is ignored at every ground, every weekend in either box. They give it when they decide they want to.

Absolutely zero chance this shit cunt ref keep control of this for the rest of the night like. This will end 9 vs 8 or something daft like that.

Was taking the piss btw.

He only gave him a little shove, just play on you massive clunge.

Shocking decision given by a shocking ref. Who’d have thunk it?

Bit dramatic Within the next 60 years. His lifestyle will catch up with him by 2080.

Bang. Pick that cunt out.

Slightly??? 8 men in the box for 90% of the match. Sarcasm They've been dire but it's perfectly acceptable tonight apparently. Yes, it still rankles

Slightly negative from West Ham, wonder what the pundits and guests think? Surely they’ll be slagged to fuck and criticised?

Coleman has taken them from 22nd to 24th. It’s class when all context is removed from arguments and debates....

“Two day turnaround cost them”.... Fucking textbook Pardew.

Inclined to believe it all tbh. Nothing to back that up with but negotiations have been going on for weeks and the recent good results may have calmed everyone down a bit. Window has just opened, few rumours here and there, new company created, not saying it’s all legit but it sort of fits. We’ll see, fingers crossed.

Last minute winner, eh? Couldn’t happen to a bigger cunt. Fuck him, piece of shit.

There’s tomorrow’s excuse sorted. Or if they don’t lose it’ll be down to his astute leadership skills in the face of adversity. Win win for the king.

Second home game in a row. Surely Carragher is slating them for a lack of ambition?