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We'll have to do something extraordinary (beat City at home or beat Liverpool away) to stay up. Beating Palace and Villa won't be enough. May even need a point from Spurs too. It's just too big of an ask, the change should have been made a couple of months sooner than it was. Got to be a 9.5 at least.

Get fucked man.

*mute*

Imagine if they lose 4-3 in the last minute....

Really?

They've proved time and time again that they'll be more than willing to watch any old shite in absolute silence whilst paying through the nose for the privilege.

Even if I could manage to somehow convince myself that Benitez would ignore the inevitable job offers he's going to get this summer and stay I still can't believe Ashley would consider paying a proven PL manager a PL manager's wage in the Championship. Hard to say which party would want the termination of his contract more tbh.

Look - his teeth support Norwich. Smelly, fat, dribbling mess.

Blanc needs to be asked some pretty serious questions after that shower of shit.

As monumentally shit as we are for some reason I think we might just win this one.

I never take much notice of youth results at this time of the season. Academies are often moving the younger kids up an age group in preparation for the next season.

That's now 1 win in 11 for Sunderland btw.

Cattermole just ambling not giving a single fuck.

Wasn't even close either, that's gone at least 3 yards over.

Bet you they don't...

BOSH.

Keeper's just palmed it out into the 6 yard box. Needs to be driven home over the next 2 or 3 years.

A boycott (not that it'll work) becomes oh so more effective in the Championship too without the TV money propping up the finances. There'll be balloon payments to finance our next campaign, not to mention we have enough assets already here to raise more than enough money to spend our way out of the championship. We went through all this last time we got relegated. You guys are hoping that Ashley will be so tight arsed he will shoot himself in the foot, I think he'll do whatever it takes to get us back in the premier first time of asking. Not because he cares about Newcastle, but because he wants to protect his spawny brand. Throwing money at the problem won't make it go away though, this is far deeper than that. Ashley allowed Charnley and Carr to spaff £80m on this squad and we look as bad as we ever have. Unless he has a complete change of policy and fundamentally alters the very foundations of the club then this wank that we're all seeing every week will continue. He's already had a massive change of policy, all of a sudden throwing money at players and managers to try and stay in the premier. I suspect he'll tighten his belt somewhat, but we are cash rich anyway. He can afford to spend his way out. He's not going to be up against Abramovic or the Man City Sheikhs down there. The only real hope of him leaving is that he fucks up with the next managerial appointment if Rafa leaves. Again though, it looks like he's already changed direction on his former policy. ...and it hasn't worked mate. There's merit in what you're saying and I'm not being a dick but money won't solve this problem imo. We'll be in for a battle every single week next season, we'll be the scalp they all want and quite frankly this shower of shit don't give a solitary fuck and that's the major difference between these cunts and 09/10 - at least that lot cared, this current lot don't possess a spine between them.

A boycott (not that it'll work) becomes oh so more effective in the Championship too without the TV money propping up the finances. There'll be balloon payments to finance our next campaign, not to mention we have enough assets already here to raise more than enough money to spend our way out of the championship. We went through all this last time we got relegated. You guys are hoping that Ashley will be so tight arsed he will shoot himself in the foot, I think he'll do whatever it takes to get us back in the premier first time of asking. Not because he cares about Newcastle, but because he wants to protect his spawny brand. Throwing money at the problem won't make it go away though, this is far deeper than that. Ashley allowed Charnley and Carr to spaff £80m on this squad and we look as bad as we ever have. Unless he has a complete change of policy and fundamentally alters the very foundations of the club then this wank that we're all seeing every week will continue.

Benitez is a very good manager imo, he's won pots and cups we'll never even imagine, but he can't coach courage, he can't coach pride and the poor bloke is on a hiding to nothing. The problem runs deeper than the manager or the coaches or even the players. The entire ethos of the club is fucked beyond all repair, this guy is only now seeing the true extent of the problem and I bet he can't wait to get the fuck out of it. The club is diseased and rotten, it's affected every single individual representing Newcastle at every level and it needs to be gutted. Fans need to be strong and stay away, boycott the club completely - tickets, shirts, sponsors, the lot, starve the fat cunt out, see it drop like a stone until the day he fucks off. We'll never get our club back until he decides we're not worth the bother, may take 2 years may take 10, personally don't give a fuck. Forcing this horrible cretin out of the club is the best action you can possibly do as a Newcastle United fan. Stop going, stop buying, support the club by driving him out.

The senior side, U-21's and the academy teams combined records this season are horrific. These 3 Newcastle teams have won just 16 games of football between them in 74 games (21.6%). They've lost 43 of those 74 too (58.1%). Combined GD is a whopping -74. Man alive. Burn the place to the ground and just start again, rip it to pieces, it's utterly pathetic at every single level of the club.

No idea exactly who will be left but I'd imagine there wouldn't be too much demand for any of the squad bar perhaps Perez. Sure a few will have already told their agents to get them out of the club asap already. Certainly wouldn't be too upset about any of them leaving as few of them will be useful next year.

QF of the Champions League and you do that man. Disgraceful.

Luiz is a disaster. Fucking tragic.

Now that it looks like relegation is almost 100% confirmed I'm veering more and more towards going down again and ripping the club apart. Scatter the bits for miles and put it back together properly with people who genuinely care for the club and who put it's interests first. Keeping the current status quo will just prolong it even longer, lance the boil the quicker the better and if it means going to the arse end of the country every other week then so be it. Supporting the club and having a bit of pride in it is far more important than following the current NUFC in the PL. I want my club back and if it needs to be virtually destroyed first then so be it.