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...and he said "oh yeah, yeah, you are the best".

I'm waiting to hear what savvywoman have to say myself. Sassy women probably would have sparked him out. Ah yeah

I'm actually just going to wait until sassy women have had their say on the matter. They'll tell me what to think.

Should have just ruffled her hair and given her a cheeky pat on the arse as he sent her away.

Agree but forget the order, we need the lot. All of those are priorities.

Just burst out laughing.

We're as small as 200 to 1 on to go up. It's done.

Huge set of results for them today. Palace away to Chelsea and them playing Watford the gap could, and should, have closed but it's even wider now. Swansea win tomorrow and they're utterly fucked.

Just catching up with this, does that mean they're appointing a 'manager' soon or is the bloke in charge going to be Woodgate just with a different job title?

That's the cunt. Cheers chaps.

Been doing my head in all day - what's the site that's got the retro Newcastle gear on it? David Kelly bucket hats, yellow and green away bobble hats and shit like that? Can I fuck remember it.

Horrible cunts are like Boris the Blade out of Snatch. Impossible to kill. Fully expect them to do it again too. May just have a little bit on it, 9/1 given their previous for getting out of the shit is very good odds.

Nothing swells the heart more than a rousing rendition of Ten German bombers....

Gives him the perfect excuse to leave without any fuss. "Sorry lads, got to think about my career" The timing of it is impeccable too.

Still confident we'll go up automatically by by Christ we're making heavy weather of it. Seeing Huddersfield get spanked last night this feels like 2 points dropped, a win today and we're laughing with the rest under pressure to keep pace. We're a steamroller and it's got us top of the league but it's not going to work every week.

Don Goodman is devastated Huddersfield have lost tonight. Seething.

Often feel Keane drifts into his character and goes out of his way to be either confrontational, controversial or needlessly rude. I can't stand the bloke on the park or in the studio. Doesn't mean I don't agree with what he says about Mourinho, it's how he makes his point.

Hopefully just precautionary but it does look pretty serious.

Fully expecting Huddersfield to eke out another 3 points tonight.

Little cunt hasn't sounded that excited since he picked his Range Rover up a few years back. And there you go.....

They need an 'impact' manager if they're to stand a chance of staying up. They've tried the dirty forrin route and fully expect them to go for an aggressive, British manager who'll roll up his sleeves and get down to some hard work on the training pitch. Fuck your tapas, let's have some roast beef. Step forward Nigel.

Going to be lush seeing this Monaco side ripped apart and sold off in the summer.

Robbie Savage in the commentary box, that's good news for us all.

Was at Seaham RS this afternoon and witnessed the worst miss I've ever seen. Ball bouncing 6 inches along the line and he somehow put it wide. Defied physics. Star beat Benfield 2-1 btw.