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Can't see any other kit manufacturers touching them if that's the case, they'll have to start making their own nonce kits in-house. They'll get Bukta.

Who's paying for the waal? The Mexicans.

Who's paying for the waal?

Goalkeeper in 'making saves' shocker. Should have just let it in like the useless fat cunt in the other box. What a cunt man. Just fuck off you sackless, ginger, gormless prick, get fucked.

Crouch winner 90+3

4-0

Fuck me, Shola's scored.

Staying up last season has proved, as predicted by many, to be an absolute f***ing disaster, so forgive me if I'm not in the slightest bit arsed whether we go down or not. And what will going down achieve? Would we even get back up, or sink even further down the pyramid? I think Leicester have proven that a team who scrape past relegation one season could be a completely different team the year after. Ashley wont sell whether we are here, in the Championship or League 2. Aston Villa, Sunderland and ourselves are seemingly proof that it's also just delaying the inevitable when you look at last season. Exactly, it's the equivalent of Premier League version of Final Destination. It's coming and if it doesn't happen this year then it'll be next year or the one after. The club's inherently fucked and survival this season is just postponing it. The worst case scenario is a single relegation, 10+ years in the Championship. Suppose the best scenario is staying up and Ashley selling up to someone for some unknown reason (very, very unlikely I understand), the next best is multiple relegations and into the abyss of League 2 or 3. Fucking grim.

Premier League clubs for a start.

Even got a brief rendition of the Johnson song at the darts in Aberdeen on Thursday night.

It's almost as if the club don't give any credence to these meetings and trot out the same old shite regardless... Got the distinct impression I'll be chuckling at these fucking arseholes in May. They deserve to go down and lose stacks of money in the process but I'll still be here long after they've moved on. I'm a Newcastle fan not a Premier League fan, fuck them, don't give a solitary fuck which division the club's playing in when they sling their slimy hooks.

I'll have a pop as to how this one's going to go tonight: Fans:"(any) criticism.." Club: "...well we have invested heavily so you can't complain." x50 Waste of fucking time.

How many injuries do they have though?

Klinsmann for a start. That can't have been the question. Sure it was similar though? David Rozehnal is another. Christian Poulsen has played in all four plus Spain and Holland. Wouldn't have wiki'd his name to check in a million years.

Klinsmann for a start.

With a nice couple of 4-0 defeats to Tottenham along the way Obviously told them they could let their hair down.

Ridiculously good. They're sublime.

Firmly believe Ashley will do anything and everything to avoid going down. He's been forced to throw £80m at the squad, hire a new manager and coaching staff and relegation looks odds on at this stage. Away games are basically a write-off and the only thing he can possibly do to avoid relegation is bin McClaren, I don't think he particularly wants to and he'd much rather muddle along but here we are. Ashley's now staring down the barrel and I think he'll sack him out of sheer desperation and greed as we sink lower and lower.

That's football for you. Gives you hope, let's you dream about what could be, let's you taste it....then smacks you square in the knackers and laughs at you.

Fat pig only has one more card to play now tbh. He's thrown money at the problem and it's still staring him in the face, can see him using this break to bin him and bring someone else in. This was never Ashley's plan but he's now got no choice but to act.

You know what these lads need? A fortnight in La Manga. That'll sort them out.

3-0 drubbing as per. Games like this will be sacrificed and the focus is on the 6 pointers and winnable home games from here on in.

He'll never play again.