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I honestly think he's fair game. If his performances were over and above his team-mates then I'd cut him a bit of slack but a good run of form 3 or 4 years ago doesn't get you a pass for 2 or 3 seasons of shite.

He's been a first choice CB at this club for years now. Over the last 2 and a bit seasons we've shipped 173 goals, currently we're on 46 with only QPR (52) and Burnley (47) worse. We shipped 59 last season and 68 the year before that and he's been the captain and presumably first name on the sheet. We've defended horribly as a unit and he's been in the thick of it more often than not. His personal performances are declining rapidly and it's not too unexpected that, given his position and stature, he's getting grief. Not saying he's the only one culpable but we've been dicked far too often.

Not a results driven club though. Well we are technically. The financial results should be out soon and they're the real quiz, they're the real quiz. Fuck blockbusters. Life.

Boom.

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How many 3+ hammerings did Pardew manage to rack up? Was it 22? This cunt's been in charge for 10 games and already has 2 with Arsenal and Liverpool on the immediate horizon. And this is our new manager bounce too, can you imagine how embarrassing it's going to get once the 'feel-good factor' of the new boss wears off?

Laptop was on mute. Nnnnggghhhh.

Ouch.

Quick translation?

Mackem invader? aye, just ignore him.

Minimum of Palace, West Brom and Everton will all overtake us in the next few weeks. If Sherwood keeps Villa going then you can add them too. We're nailed on for 14th or 15th and about 40 points.

Has an interim manager ever been worse? Terry Connor? Kevin Ball. That guy who got the job at Charlton, only lasted a little while, also Steve Keane :lol: Les Reed. Sammy Lee too. Chris Hutchins(on)?

That's it Another fixture fulfilled too so we can get on with the important business of making some more money. Not be long until we can concentrate on selling Perez without the hassle of actually playing football at all.

To the naked eye maybe. Look at the stats and you'll find we managed a respectable 4 attempts at goal today. Got to look at the stats mate.

Started the day in 11th. Finished it in 11th. Job done. #stability

To be fair, no-one could have expected this after seeing the team-sheet. It's caught all of us totally off-guard.

Games missed: Arsenal h Sunderland a Liverpool h. cunt knew exactly what he was doing.

Misses the derby.

How shit is the derby going to be btw?

Whilst making about a million quid a fucking week....

Imagine seeing that team-sheet if we actually cared about the game like we used to? Like, if we had to get a result because we wanted to qualify for Europe or something, imagine needing a result and seeing the names........"Gouffran"...."Obertan"....."Ameobi"......"Riviere".....You'd fucking top yourself.

Bingo. How much were the tickets for this again?

Obertan, Gouffran, Ameobi; Rivière..... Change my prediction from 2-0 to 3- -1. The FA will deduct a goal from us for being so utterly gash.