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Barca will score first and City will fold. I reckon a very comfortable 3-0 home win.

He'll get crucified every game.

Aye, it's like he's only just realised what's going on at the club. Just trying way too hard to be funny.

Knew it would get a mention.

Wonder what odds you could get on a Williamson red card?

Oh look, his suspension coincides with 3 tough games and the Easter holidays.

Like being told you're in remission on a weekly basis.

No. None of it.

You're broken innit? Long ago. Like Han Solo waiting to be warmed up again.

They'll stay up and we'll lose the derby. Can't even begin to imagine any other scenario playing out.

February 1991. 5-a-side on the tennis courts. You 3 are captains, pick 3 teams, winner stays on, there's the ball. If you need me I'll be in my office - off you go lads.

and mute....

Fucking Loatherpool man.

Aye it's those ridiculous social media fans and their unrealistic expectations again. Listen, we are where are at the moment. It's difficult with so many injuries but the effort, commitment and desire are there to see us through until May, trust me. If there's one thing I've learned from Sir Bobby it's that effort comes first. A good worker grafting hard will always beat a poor grafter who does....what was it again? Fuck it, you know what I mean. Leave me alone.

Bookies have cottoned on to how difficult we are to score against. Arsenal, with their dearth of attacking options, will be no match for big Mike and his defensive warriors. I'm absolutely certain we'll defend like heroes and snuff out their puny threat with consummate ease.

Multi-goal drubbing. Yey.

Luftwaffe.

Fucker only managed 14 wins out of 60 and 3 of them were against us.

It's all relative.

Wasn't Poyet one of the names in the frame when Pardew was under pressure a while back? Now out of contract and available to start pretty much immediately?

They asked the ref to delay the start of the second half so they could finish stitching him up. The ref, quite rightly, told them to do one and they played with 10 for a few minutes.

Could have been a penalty but we don't get them, so there you go. Clever as fuck Carver like. #mindgames #stickittotheman

Condensed for your pleasure. http://i.imgur.com/SSOIFSE.gif Hot fuck. Just look at it.

Smiley this please. :lpm: