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Been coming tbf

That's nice. Although you'd expect a full Brazilian International to be a bit more chatty tbh

That'll do, pig

That's their warning though, got away with it that time

If Villa get another soon Chelsea will completely collapse again

They've already got one...

These scouse cunts need to erect a statue of Paul Dummett outside of their new ground. Ffs man

His outright refusal to even break into a jog, let alone a sprint, to clear a rolling ball he's clearly favourite for is now beyond piss-boiling. He'll leave it to the defender to deal with and we inevitably end up under pressure as a result. It's not that he makes up for it with his shot-stopping ability either - if it's tamely struck AND fairly close to him he usually saves it but fuck me, what's the bare minimum requirements for a PL keeper these days? Needs to be moved on this summer 1000%

Only consolation is that the second half can't possibly be as bad as that half. Surely to fucking God? Awful in all areas and there are players out there I'd happily never see in the shirt again, not just because of today but it's a recurring theme almost every time they play. I know injuries have fucked us but it's really really basic things that are just not being done competently by the same players week in week out. Absolutely fed up of watching them

This is abysmal like, no point getting away from it. There's zero spark or control, they can just sit in tight and hit us on the break and we don't look remotely arsed

Which one's bottom of the league again?

Don't know anything about him so I'm just going to have to refer to my default opinion of any Liverpool manager - he's an utter arsehole unless he convinces me otherwise. I also hope he fails badly and takes that club backwards as far as possible

Definitely not under any pressure then? Cool, cool

Been trying to think of the match last season that last night reminded me of and I've finally got it - Sheff Wed (A) in the Cup. Desperately disappointing performance where virtually nothing worked. Few fringe players getting a run out (who normally wouldn't) but they all simultaneously let themselves down with such a shit performance it stunk the place out. Sloppy in possession, lack of movement, mistakes under little pressure and no fizz to anything at all. Shape looked bad and clearly wasn't working, couldn't get a toe-hold in the game and never looked like troubling them. Horrible performances the pair of them and deserving of exactly what we got - nothing

Literally only 4 or 5 clubs on the planet that could afford him at the best of times. Take into account FFP restrictions of those who could afford him AND could find a place in the starting XI then it's down to maybe 2 or 3. City and Real are the only 2 with maybe PSG, that's about it. If any of them trigger it then it gives him a huge decision to make but I'm not going to worry about that like, if it happens then it happens, he's a brilliant brilliant player and they'll always be in demand, it's just the nature of the sport

Reminds me of Bruce resigning from Sheff Wed to avoid Ashley having to pay compensation for him. Wants to run with the foxes and hunt with the hounds. Fuck him, the little wanksplat

Really poor and sloppy tonight, ref hasn't been great but we've not done anywhere near enough to get anything out of this. Really disappointing result and performance, just never showed up and can't really complain, Palace have bossed it

CINCO

FAWWER

Think the Chelsea squad, being the utterly selfish and gutless pack of cunts they undoubtedly are, will switch off soon and get their flip flops on. They'll be wanting to keep themselves fit for the Euros soon enough, they'll drop right back in the next few weeks imo

Job done. Let's have another 4 please

That'll do, pig

Wonder if de Zerbi fancies it?

I find it virtually impossible to believe that genuine Man U fans can look at ETH and what he's offered up and be pleased. Surely once they put their comfort blankets down and just watch the games for what they are that he's taking them backwards? He's been dreadful for them and they've been winging it for months now, the odd moment of brilliance, the massive lucky streak and other intangibles have papered over the cracks and kept him in a job but that only lasts for so long. Keep him on and they'll plummet

Have to bare in mind that Man U could resolve this entire situation by just paying the money we're after. It's all well and good moaning like fuck about having to pay for the services of a bloke they rate and want but they unsettled him in the first place. They've caused the situation by publically courting him but they're unable/unwilling to pay the cash to actually get him. Then the bridge-dweller pops up on national tv actually and complains about it