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Aye, other teams pulling their fingers out hasn't helped. Neither has other teams failing to turn up against the mackems and hull tbh.

No, it won't hurt Asley or get him out any quicker and only damage our club further if that's possible. However, I still don't care if we do.

Mackems and Hull will both win this weekend. No teams ever really seem to do us a favour (except QPR defenders turning heel 2 years back obviously).

The only post in here that mentions replacing Bobby Robson with Houllier is mine, which to be honest wasn't exactly serious. Unless you believe in soothsaying amphibians.

Klaus is right

It's the reverse of the Souness 11 Milners comment. One would get you a half decent finish in the league, one would hide in the corner flag and claim to be a lifelong fan and be better next week after another defeat. A bit like his manager.

Honestly, couldn't believe that Carvdew has turned on him today after five years of impersonating a professional footballer. It's came down to the a red card after the levels of shit that this cunt has provided that our coaching staff actually question him?

Not if McClaren won't work for free.

Never mind tieing his shoe laces, I'd be surprised if he didn't require assistance to get his socks on the correct feet.

Janmaat speaks and certainly understands English perfectly doesnt he? Probably doesn't speak Cretin.

10. This lot are fucked. Like the arseholes being paid to not turn out every week though I don't give a fuck.

Haven't had it on since 30 seconds in. Gave up half a minute after the 'team' did.

Thank fuck Taylor started. Could have been a disaster if we'd played any of the forrins there instead.

Game over, back to assassins creed

Non-forrin DNA innit .

Well done, surrendered the midfield before the match has begun. Again.

Would be happy to have Bamford. Was thinking about our team last night: GK: Darlow RB: R Taylor CB: Williamson CB: Lascelles LB: Dummet CM: Abeid CM: Collback RW: Aarons AMC: Vuckic LW: Ameobi ST: Riviere/Bamford Reckon we could almost scrap the top half of the Championship with that lot. \o/ Bollocks. There's no chance Abeid will be starting.

Anyway, alternate universe Sir Bobby is replaced in summer 2004 with outgoing Liverpool manager Gerard Houlier. While not pulling up any trees, Newcastle remain in the top 5 of the Premier League, don't spunk a load of cash on Souness signings the following summer, making themselves vulnerable to a take over by a modern day rag and bone man but are eventually bought by Sheik Mansour. However, as this is Newcastle United, oil suddenly becomes worthless as science develops fuel from turnips that also results in the finest condiment known to man, ending both poverty and world hunger in one swoop. Houllier is killed by the alternate universe Souness Terminator and Glenn Roeder has been manager since 2006 and the oil crash has sent the owner into a deep depression, taking all advice from a frog named Toby. The Roeder / Toby management team has managed to keep Newcastle in the Premier League and have yet to lose a derby.

The club accepting a bid for Led Ferdinand. Still haven't replaced him.

Or slash his throat.

Honestly, there's not a player I hate in the game more than this odious cunt.

If there's any club down there that deserves to go down it's us. Scummy owner, repeated bullshit talking no mark managers, gutless players and a fan base only too willing to put their arises in the air and get shafted to prove their 'loyalty'.

I have, but if one of them decided to pick a fight with their customers do you think they would remain employed, never mind be promoted a couple of months later? We've got a club being led by a member of staff that you wouldn't trust to stack the footballs in one of the bargain basement bins.

The thing about Carvdew being installed as manager, even on a temporary basis, is would Ashley leave one of his beloved Shite Direct tat emporiums under the leadership of a passing tramp whose only qualification for the job is liking trainers and shell suits and wanted to fight his customers? Why has he given the tramp the top job at his most high profile asset?

Can we have a new poll with a 'Don't give a fuck either way' option please?