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Should have done better for the first two Swansea goals tbh... Him, Hatem and MYM were all at fault imo Lazy forrins can't be trusted. In their DNA you know.

Should have done better for the first two Swansea goals tbh...

I'm not. Not that I think we're safe, i just don't give a fuck.

Carver will be too shit scared to play him and he does well even the remaining sheep question why he's been kept in the cellar all season.

Get in! Final will be bearable to watch now.

Don't believe most of those rumours. Cabella aye, total cowardly Pardew reactive change. Sammy AND Gouffran dropped? Nah, can't see it.

Must admit I'd be fucking furious if I was a Sunderland fan seeing the effort they put into beating us sandwiched between 2 pathetic 0-4 reverses. Seems to me like they raise their collective games for the derby and revert to type straight away again. Picking and choosing when to put a shift in and when to go through the motions and that's short-changing the fans, it's fucking cowardice tbh. Sums our shower of shit up as well tbh.

Again more shite from Carvdew. Leading up to Hull he was starting matches with the same players available yesterday barring Dummett / Haidara at LB and Collocini, and apparently losing these was not our fault. Apart from stupid red cards. Why select up to Hull? Nothing to do with it being his best win I'd guess.

Colback does show for the ball and he's a better passer than Sissoko, Jonas or Gouffran. So yeah, we did miss him. The idea that he 'hides' is crap. Aye that's right, we play a midfield of the finished three years ago Jonas, Sissoko and Goufrann and it shows how 'good' this cowardly sack of shite is. You really are spouting some absolute bilge these days.

Fisted again

If he's feeling that way he wants to call out the other wankers out there today because it looked as though they didn't give a fuck for anything but their pay packets and summer holiday.

Aye. Eleven jobbers on the field today. Happy to get their cash, will be told they were great by the equally jobbing coaches tomorrow. Might even get the day off. Could you imagine the likes of Kevin Nolan congratulating the opposition for their wonderful play in a derby game. No hunger left in our squad at all.

Fine assist from Mike Dean

He already has.

There's a penalty conceded by Colback in this game nailed on tbh.

Total fucking collapse in the past ten minutes. Excellent! Glad I watched this one now.

Have they just subbed an England fan on?

Marveux?

Has his leg fell off yet?

Love the Beard of Bees and Zardoz outfit!

Looks directly at sun>burns retina>out for 8 months In this guys case he'd more likely have the sun burn a hole through the back of his head or be hit by a very localised solar flare.

but he's here and he's cheap Aye, along with saying yes to Ashley no matter what it's the only criteria we'll really be using when 'looking for' the full time manager.

Down to 2 defenders fit. Thank god we've got a massive squad. Super Goufran in central defencenext weekend no doubt.

“John Carver is a man who sticks by his players, unless you're Medhi Abeid". FYP Sammy.

I've not read the article but I'm guessing that winning the FA Cup (in 1973) and 9 - 1 FTM are on the list somewhere.