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"He's got AIDS and can't get rid of it." Oh, incurable AIDS. Even worse.

It's what he did with Lonsdale etc isn't it, buy an established premium name, drive down costs by turning it into an inferior product, sell it cheaper.

Enjoy the day out, had my seat for about 20 years, it's got my name on it and I've got 100 loyalty points I don't want to lose both because I enjoy away games and maybe one day we'll be good again and I'll be sick if I miss out on a final or something. Plus I'm on the 10 year deal so I don't have to go through the painful process of actually filling in bank details.

I think that's a pretty likely scoreline, until I have to imagine us getting the ball in the net somehow and it's like one of those dreams where you try and punch someone and it's like you're underwater, I just can't manage it.

At himself, I hope. At the Europa League, probably.

Maybe the Villa match would have been the final straw, but now he'll stay because Ashley doesn't want to prove them right

Sources close to WWE deny talk of a Vince McMahon takeover at Newcastle United http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/sources-close-wwe-deny-talk-6722306?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Some of those articles man http://www.winnersports.co.uk/kagawa-swap-for-gundogan-would-benefit-man-utd-fc-24376 no shit it would benefit them Was just about to ask if other clubs have been the subject of similar nonsense from these lot. It's the modern equivalent of those ClubCall teletext pages UNITED SET TO LAND SPANISH ACE? 0898121184 SHOCK BID INCOMING FOR CHELSEA STAR? 0898121183 RONALDO HEADING TO ENGLAND? 0898121181

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Sounds about right.

We did this We did this years ago. Are we going to be linked with a buy out from Barry Moat next week?

Yeah, it's not Loser Sports or some Micky Mouse operation like that.

Well it's worked for them, they've DDOS'd their own site

And accidentally scores a hatrick

Maybe he can come in and tell us what we did in a past life to be bought by Mike Ashley.

Every time they cut to Pochettino he looks like Danny Dyer today.

BBC 606 ‏@bbc606 11m A lot of empty seats at the Stadium of Light this afternoon - what do you think is main reason for this? #SAFC #FACUP

There aren't any, hence "Journal claims". Similar story being reported by other outlets though.

National mockery As if the nation cares who wins between Newcastle and Sunderland, ask a fan of any other premier league team what the last three results have been and they couldn't tell you.

Some of the lack of anger is due to the fact it doesn't matter how angry the fans are, he'll only go when he pisses off Ashley.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/loic-remy-newcastle-united-move-6712925?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Apparently we're seeking to tie up a permanent deal but face competition from 7 other clubs. So unless they're all Fulham that's the end of tthat.

My mum asked me before the Spurs match why the mackems were singing "Cheesy chips and a Milky Way" last week.

You could normally go, well, no quotes, it's just speculation, but it's fucking Pardew.

They're taking this to Wembley, that'll show us