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The blame buzzword tonight seems to be 'dead wood'. Can't bring themselves to consider questioning LVG's credentials yet.

Anyone see whose the first few goals were? Sorry if Grigg's.

Fucking hell, if you ever want an esteem boost for your team, just get drawn against a Pardew side and let him play down his chances by talking up the opposition at every opportunity. Talking about how it's such a 'difficult place to go', how the atmosphere will be 'white hot'. Nou Camp? Turk Telecom Arena? No, Gillingham's notorious Priestfield Stadium.

Stoke defender crotches himself on the post to add insult to injury

Noticed our fans have been getting worse like. Wonder if it's related to the wider driving down of standards at the club, if you don't have a club you can be proud of any more why care about the impression you make while following it.

I've found it amazingly easy to forget.

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Goal

Pardew's smile gesture was aimed at a 'tense' Cabella.

Hooray! Actual lol at that.

Dunno why I didn't bet my life savings on a goaless draw. What are BT Sport doing bidding on this dross?

Long set piece a foot over Taylor's head 5 times a game then.

Siems so.

One problem...

Willo pls :/

BT Sport apologising for the quality of the match "We do have some other sport coming up later"

Shot on target!

Imagine walking into Sports Direct and asking the lass behind the counter for that.

The infinite possibilities of the human mind, the unrestricted freedom of a fantasy world free of the constraints of reality and you're not on a yacht with Cheryl Cole, you're looking at Alan Pardew's teamsheet. Stupid subconscious.

I think it was a snowball effect after someone got their phone out and started comparing me to photos of Pardew.

Oh, and now John Torode. Has he nutted anyone yet?

Someone told me I look like Alan Pardew today Although later the same day someone told me I look like Alec Baldwin.

"Malky hasn't murdered anyone, he hasn't raped anyone and he is not a paedophile." What's this called, damning with faint praise?

LAD Managers Association #bantz

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/alan-pardew-confirms-bid-cheick-7652601 Alan Pardew has confirmed that Cheick Tiote is a target of Lokomotiv Moscow. The Russian Premier League club bid £4million for his services earlier this month but that figure is some way off Newcastle’s valuation of the player.