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GIB PENS PLOX OR I REPORT U, HEU HEU HEU

I've transferred Scolari into my dead pool team.

Careful Luiz, don't want to miss the next match.

Who left Pro Evo on easy mode?

Hahaha, this is amazing.

Well aye. Why get excited about or attached to any player? They'll either be shit, look half decent and then have any sense of joy squeezed out of them by Pardew, or if they show any promise will be shipped out to a club that will get the most out of them at the first opportunity.

Chronicle suggesting Joel Campbell could be part of the deal http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-united-could-offered-arsenal-7384812?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

What? What?

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At what point do they realise that after years of using a gimmick to make the shirt different from boring old stripes it would actually be a novelty to have a normal fucking kit?

YouPorn usage stats on World Cup days http://i.imgur.com/WJBSmIi.png http://i.imgur.com/7qHkWvY.png http://i.imgur.com/J6Fg0gj.png

http://www.fsf.org.uk/latest-news/view/season-tickets-for-life-fans-beware What a bunch of cunts.

Holy shit.

Phew, that's OK then. Glad we found someone else who sends fake letters and can rest easy being sponsored by a company that preys on the poor, whose business model would be illegal in pretty much all the rest of the western world, and who get 50% of their profits from fines and charges - ie run a business which would be entirely unsustainable if they loaned money to people who are actually able to pay it back on time. Wonga are a worse class of bastards than most in an industry populated by its fair share, and also scummier than most of the characters who are in the game of sponsoring football teams. This is why they get more shit than most. Some of the hand wringing over their unfair treatment reminds me of the whole Suarez thing, bringing up Shearer stamping on someone 10 years ago as if everyone does this type of thing and it's so unfair people 'whaling' on Luis. Aside from anything else, their business is so dubious that a swipe of the pen in Westminster could completely cripple them by closing the loopholes they operate through and subjecting their industry to proper regulation. Which is not a particularly desirable trait for a long term sponsor to have.

http://i.imgur.com/Ev1UsFJ.png

Maybe we can replace Monty Magpie with Monty the Monitor Lizard.

fucking hell did they send pardle round to give his ma the treatment? "Is Pierre-Michel playing out?"

Just watch them briefly, until they go somewhere else.

It's OK lads, we're willing to try and hold on to him - not to keep him, of course, but to try and get more money for him http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-united-hold-out-mathieu-7346148

FIFA didn't seem to know when they were asked, but then seemed to indicate he could still be transferred. Guess they could do all the groundwork between clubs, agents etc without him and then just rubber stamp it as soon as he's back, he can't play till then anyway.

Yeah, inflated prices of English players is terrible news for Newcastle, not like we sold an unproven English striker for 35 million fucking quid.

I'd imagine it at least affects Liverpool to the extent that having a four month world ban lowers the price of a player. Anyway, I thought Barca, like Liverpool, were a beacon of anti-racism, fair play and social justice?

Come on, not even criminals are subjected to punishments as extreme as being stopped from playing football for four months. They could at least reduce it to lethal injection.

Christ, just seen the video of that lad having his ear bitten off by another England fan Hope they charge him in Brazil.

Well, I'm sure they can just point out that alcohol and gambling ruin peoples lives and that will be the end of the matter.