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Last line was probably : ' You have a butt that won't quit ' Three simple words. I am grey.

Well yes, when you're one of three title contenders playing down your chances is seen as being a bit wily, when you're 8th and you start saying that's our top limit it's seen as being pretty defeatist. If Jose was sitting in Moyes' position I doubt people would have the same view.

What's the best way of being notified of fixture changes?

Waking up and remembering this match

Freddy Shepherd was in varying degrees an idiot, an oaf, a twat and a blaggard. But he cared what fans thought about him, even if it was only for his only vanity. And if the fans were pissed off about a manager enough, it would influence if he sacked him. If the fans were pissed off about results enough, it would make him try and sign someone to fix it, even if it might have been the wrong player. Under Ashley the fans don't have any power what so ever, because he gives absolutely zero fucks.

They looked the most likely team to score at 0-0, 0-1, 0-2 and at 0-3.

Liquidise him and feed him to his brother.

A lot of managers would be sacked after that. I'd say he won't be, but he could be, just because his sacking will come entirely at the whim of Ashley and it could be after a 3-0 defeat from our local rivals or after beating Arsenal away. Because Mike.

We've given them a quarter of their total points.

I heard you can get a gun in Zelda if you complete it all the way through without getting hit.

Gis a wave.

Mackems singing "Sacked in the morning"

Players pathetic, Pardew impotent, Santon thick as fuck, Shola waste of a clean kit, threat non-existent, pitch invaders hopefully deaths-in-custody statistics, result entirely unsurprising. Poisonous feeling inside the stadium, understandably.

What's with all the wankers in tweed jackets in the Pacific, one of them's already nearly been deservedly decked

Wonga clappers on every seat http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfYohdlCUAAVR2b.jpg

I think I'm over this horrific stomach bug. Only way to find out is breakfast round a mates house, full fry up and cans. Sounds like a sensible choice for my first solid food in a week.

Fucking slack jaws Is this Aguero injury gonna keep him out of the final then?

And that hasn't changed really for the best part of 60 years, so why it's so tragic now is beyond me. It has? As far as I'm aware, we haven't been past the fourth round of ANY domestic cup competition since Ashley took over. Pardew has won one FA cup game with Newcastle ever. When was the last time we went that long without even a cup jog, never mind a cup run?

Double Jeopardy means if you get tried for an assault on John Smith in the library, with the candlestick on the 12th of October and get found innocent, they can't put you on trial for the assault on John Smith in the library, with the candlestick on the 12th of October again. It doesn't mean if you get tried for the assault they can't try you for chinning him on a separate occasion, or chinning someone else entirely, just because you've already had a trial for assault. Although that would be pretty good

Will wear number 18.

Turned out ok... http://espnfc.com/stats/scorers/_/league/ita.1/italian-serie-a?cc=5739 Wow, a whole 8 year wait for that. You have the patients of a ninja. A ninja doctor?

Lee Ryder: Kinnear is on Tyneside and met De Jong and his agent last night #nufc

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11661/9139833/ Feel free to tune in if you hate yourself.

I knew Cisse was using magic for that Chelsea shot!

Haven't watched too much of his stuff but it generally seems the formula is to take a particularly obvious and populist conclusion everyone has managed to reach by themselves (Ranger is a twat, JFK is thick as fuck, Ashley has no ambition) and just say it REALLY LOUDLY AND REPEATEDLY AND ANGRILY AND SWEARILY, like you've been cast in a 90s Adam Sandler film, then receive adulation for it?