BlueStar

Just because you're no good at it. Don't let judgement from afar get to you.

So Cardiff can come along with a £1 bid and mean the £15m buy out clause of their rival's player, which previously stopped Liverpool getting him for any less, is torn up? Who writes these contracts? No, wait, agents write them, who fucking signs these contracts?

wat

De Jong was a wanted man Newcastle United only failed to sign Luuk de Jong because they could not agree a deal with former club FC Twente, according to the Dutch striker's agent. http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11661/7930592/

Can't imagine why they wouldn't like Nolan

80 million British pounds on that quartet, fucking hell. Imagine what someone with a fucking brain could have transformed Liverpool into with that money. If they had Graham Carr they'd be winning the league.

Video comment from 2 years ago

Of course neither of them are playing in GW3, so you may end up having to transfer them out or benching them all.

Yep. Initial squad, bearing in mind Chelsea and Reading start on a double gameweek: de Gea P Jones A Cole Jenkinson Lampard Hazard Pienaar Valencia Cisse Pogrebnyak Jelavic Bench: Krul Noble Fabio Coloccini Will no doubt change a load before kick off. Making some assumptions like Pienaar going back to Everton and the crippled Sagna being replaced with Jenkinson until his leg's back in one piece.

Stripes look really fucking wide in that pic.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11661/7909001/ Just cannot let it fucking lie, can they? Was just about blown over, they could hope people forget about the whole humiliating thing, but no.

Player values just released http://fantasy.premierleague.com/player-list/ Classic code: 4297-2316 H2H: 4297-2349

Exactly! I wish they'd send a bloke out with a sponge to sort it out. It's been like that for ages. Write "St James' Park" on it, it'll be spotless within the hour.

Breakfast of champions.

The ESPN commentary is absolutely terrible. Who's the analyst? He irritates the hell out of me. Yeah, but he'll be thinking hey, it's only Monaco, what do you want from me?

To what extent do we think some of Carroll's better games for us were partly due to the fact he hadn't been 'found out' and teams didn't now what they were dealng with yet?

Mag Finder Generals out in force again http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=715392&page=29

Don't think I'd be too keen on the media circus it would bring. The press would seize on it as their big story of the summer and he'd be right in the spotlight again, along with us. I quite enjoyed being the team beavering away under the radar while Liverpool took our role asthe league's ginger stepchild. For all that was said about the fee and attention not bothering him, I do think he lets it get to him. He'd have to hit the ground running I think. The press are going to want this to be either "Geordie hero returns and regains his lost strength from once again being surrounded by whippets and brown ale, like Samson gowing his hair back" or "£35m flop returns to Tyneside a shadow of his former self after scouse move disaster" And they're going to pick one or the other after his first few games because "Andy Carroll goes back to Newcastle, does job, looked pretty OK" isn't a very good headline. If it's the right one it might save him the attention of being "HAULED off" or "FROZEN out" every time we don't give him 90 minutes.

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=295280.msg10599015#msg10599015 At it again!

Still can't believe we sold him for twice what we bought Owen for

How long is it on some of them? That group to the right could put a belt around their waist and wear it as an art deco skirt.

http://i.imgur.com/3L87L.jpg

Not guilty because there was no way of proving he was lying when he said he was just repeating what he claims Ferdinand accused him of saying.

Fucking hell, some of them are actually starting to form coherent thoughts. They might be dangerous if this continues.

Not quite sure where we're at with this. What's his defence in relation to the apparent video evidence? Wasn't it originally that he'd called him a 'blind cunt'? Is it now that he was saying "Black cunt? I never called you a black cunt." or something?