BlueStar

Would come across much less light-hearted if the lyrics were "I'd let you jam your hard-on up my lass"

Indeed, satanic obesity is no joke.

I was talking to a Villa fan the other day who said he "quite liked" Newcastle now, going on to say that he'd loved relegating us because of that 'everybody's second team' stuff in the 90s but he's glad to see us doing well now because "you know, after going down and coming back up... Well, I don't want to be patronising and talk about knowing your place, but..." Basically since we got promoted our good run gives us 'plucky little Newcastle' status this time around instead of an indication we've got ideas above our station, I think.

Walters. Stoke's penalty taker and often plays upfront, in pite of being down as a midfielder.

Nailed it. Phalanges.

Any advice for my "guess the squad" sweepstake at work? My disinterest in international football is making it tricky.

Could do with the squad depth but it's not a toe-tal disaster.

The Metro today says that our upcoming matches will give a 'more accurate gauge' of our quality. How, exactly? So we get beaten by Man City, that finally shows us where we stand, firmly in the position of 'not as good as Man City' along with basically everyone else they've played from Man U to Wolves.

"We know what you are, we know what you are, Anton Ferdinand, we know what you are." Thats the one I heard anyhow. What is he, like?

What were Chelsea fans chanting about Ferdinand against Genk that's got them in bother then?

Done.

Their threads about the Terry/Suarez stuff is like looking into a timewarp. I especially liked the guy who said that the real racists aren't people who shout racist slurs at people, but the people who call other people racist. And then proceeded to accuse everyone of being racist against white people because of things like the black footballer awards.

Anton Ferdinand has been targeted with racist abuse via his Twitter account. http://www.sportinglife.com/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=soccer/11/11/01/SOCCER_Ferdinand.html

I'm absolutely delighted by this, by the way. In general, I mean. We're a team nobody want to play at the moment. And, in a way, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. Teams come up against us fully expecting to lose points and that makes them play in a manner which gives us a glimpse. And we're always wanting to take that, along with never knowing when we're beaten. We're playing to our strengths, we've got strikers playing for their place in the team, everyone's keeping their feet on the ground and not getting ahead of themselves and fans of other teams are at work are nodding and saying we're doing well with no hint of a smirk.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEEEE OH!

Yeah, but he's not a good player, he's just a scoring player. Newcastle aren't a good team, just a winning team.

Everybody getting naked after a game must be the recipe for perfect teamwork.

Oh no

Now boo Best, he's in my fantasy team!

Long ball shite. No such thing as a bad goal to score, only a bad goal to concede

Good goal? On the fucking metro trying to barrel back to the pub as fast as I can, bloody work. Pleased we've got one early doors, its a difficult place to come (commentator cliche #3648)

Do we get to sing 'Championnnaaayyyys" then?

Remember going for a piss and some guy at the urinal, cock out looking over his shoulder and saying "Eeh, man, look at aal the smilin faaces!"

http://www.sympathy-sayings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/we-are-sorry-for-your-loss.jpg

I'm gonna take a banner with all of them printed out and misattribute them to you.