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Maybe Pardew has a Wenger-like plan to nurture one of them into a striker

CWARR! Huh! Good God y'all What is he right about? Absolutely nothing! Say it again.

Gyan or Bent.

The French are well know for being good strikers

I'm delighted so far and although part of me is sure they will fuck it up, I'm not sure how. Talking about how we might fuck it up by selling players, I don't think there is anyone we could sell now who would really piss me off apart from Tiote and maybe Colo.

Had a lie in till 7 this morning. Seems quite nice compared to ny alarm going of at 5 or 5.30 the last few days

For people who are wondering, when you get to Billy's age this counts as a pop culture reference.

Allez Newcastle!

Someone sign up under the username Mag At Work and make posts like "I've heard we're signing Tevez. Bet you 200 quid it happens" And "Ashley's broke and he's going to stop running the club as a going concern and liquidate it." And "I met Shearer the other day, when I was working on his house and he refused to give me an autograph. he said his one regret was that he didn't sign for Man U and he'd always resented Newcastle. Then he shat in his hand and threw it at the new Bobby Robson sculpture."

Bramble's brother found guilty of raping a 19 year old in Newcastle

That dymitiliiybillyitnov was a canny price as well That made it back in letter printing though, eh.

Ahem http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,55202.msg3023811.html#msg3023811

Newcastle have told Leon Best he can depart the club this summer for £4 million, taking the club’s transfer kitty this summer to an attractive £42 million, according to the Journal. http://www.givemefootball.com/premier-league/newcastle-will-take-transfer-kitty-to-42m-with-lat Demba Ba completes Newcastle transfer as Leon Best 'nears exit' http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/866721-demba-ba-completes-newcastle-transfer-as-leon-best-nears-exit#ixzz1PZCHnrri

Who's Hitzlsperger being linked with, now he's been told he can leave West Ham? We have an opening for a naturally gifted 29 year old midfielder with some mobility and fitness issues.

Didn't he turn down £50k a week to stay at West Ham? What stupid figure have the Toffee's decided we're paying him?

Probably just an issue with a Geordie doctor. 'What's the result of the medical?' 'Nee problems'

Oh for fucks sake, I'm a best man on the day of the first home game. The wedding already clashes with the birthday of the other best man

Have we ever had a player easier to make up songs for? He's like the exact opposite of Danny Guthrie.

Sounds like a transcript of a cell phone video of the Swansea promotion party exclusively obtained by The Sun

I can imagine the final scene of an 80s horror film brummie's mum shaking him awake and telling him it was all just a horrible dream, and then pulling off a latex mask to reveal a cackling Alex McLeish

Do you remember, the day that we signed our Demba? What we'd seen he could do to defenders When he was playing West Brom away Our hearts were ringing We thought of a song to start singing. As we danced in the night, Remember when we finally saw him play Ahh-ahh-ahh Demba Ba - say do you remember Demba Ba - dancing round defenders Demba Ba - never even had to pay

Took 8 points from those two last year, scoring 11 goals in the process

Once there are out it's time to play the game of how long do I wait before applying for leave for the home games, balancing the fact that the longer I leave it the more likely leave for that day will be fully booked and the sooner I do it the more likely it is that Sky will rearrange and re-rearrage which games they're showing when.

I predict Man U in the first few fixtures and Chelsea in the last few.

I'm sorry, by WHO? No, it wasn't The Who.