BlueStar

So not, in fact, at the top of a hill then.

And conversely, if he sticks it out, he deserves massive fucking respect. Even if Ashley's not already phoning round clubs, all Carroll has to do is make noises about not being happy and he could easily set in motion the chain of events that would end up with him at a top club.

Anything Pardew 'acheives', be it safety, midtable or top ten, will be tempered by wondering where we could have been if we hadn't gone full-retard 16 games in.

Booing's too monotonous and miserable, it doesn't properly get across anger like obscene chants.

What if I kick you in the balls hard enough to hospitalise you and while you're there they make an early disgnosis of a terminal disease and as a result are able to save your life?

It's certainly not the top of a hill, walk past it and up Barrack Road to Fenham and you've got a canny climb on your hands. Dunno if someone called toontownman can complain about the town reference though.

He's basically used to being the big cheese, a popular manager that people are saying we need to succeed has too much power.

Hughton fucked up his plan by doing things like twatting the mackems 5-1, no wonder Ashley had a dig at him for "milking it" and was so pissed off with the fans chanting his name.

We don't have to get behind him at all. The worst thing anyone can do for the club is make him comfortable as manager.

You don't think chanting the name of the person he usurped is essentially also an attack on him?

It's what you do with it that counts http://www.freebetting.co.uk/images/alan-pardew-newcastle-united-manager.jpg

No it isnt, we need the points. OK, so say we all trudge in and agree to pretend we're not angry, and by some miracle it fools the players enough for them to forget what an absolute fucking state we're in and we get a point. Then what? Hell, what if we scrape a point here and there and, added to what Hughton got us, we stay up. Then what? That's year one of 5.5 out of the way, what next? It's a really short termist attitude to try and avoid rocking the boat, the boats fucking upside down and we're walking on the ceiling with brine pissing through the portholes. As for sinigng Hughton's name, how is that any less of a "Fuck off Pardew you cunt" than singing "Fuck off Pardew, you cunt"?

He meant rake. Typo.

Giving the team excellent support has got us nowhere either, when do we learn our lesson about that? If change is impossible, revenge has to do.

He may think he knows the level of 'discontent'. He doesn't. He will.

Don't go Christmas shopping till you've calmed down by the way, nearly punched someone today

90 mins of pure anger and hatred please. After the match you can go back to depression and resignation,but for the game itself we need to get right behind the players, club and fans by spitting pure vitriolic venom at this cunt non stop

But then Chris got popular, which was a threat to Ashley. Started doing things like winning games, which would make him too big for his boots and give him all these ideas about wanting a premier league wage and getting to pick his own assistant.

We're on a time limit here. If we don't run him out of town while the rage is still fresh, before the apathy sets in, then we really will end up with him for years. Oh well, at least he might give us a canny paint trophy run. Also bear in mind, seeing as how no-one believes he'll complete the deal, that resigning in terror means no pay out.

Well, not sacked, just coincidentally never appeared ever again after saying something utterly fucking stupid.

This is a guy who even managed to get sacked from MotD2, 5.5 years indeed.

Ex-footballer Paul Gascoigne has been given a suspended prison sentence after he admitted a drink-driving charge http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-11954284 Thick cunt.

You'll be gone by, You'll be gone by, You'll be gone by January! You'll be gone by Jan-u-ary!

All these media types knowing the score doesn't mean much, Ashley's not particularly interested in football and I'd be very surprused if he bothers reading the sports pages. Probably just goes straight to the cartoons.

Fuck this "Ooh, I don't like it but get behind him..." shit, make the man's life a living fucking hell. Ashley's fucked over Hughton to give his mate a cushy job, and you want to make it as smooth a ride as possible for him? And that will achieve fucking what exactly? We could build a statue of the cunt and it isn't going to get us anywhere.