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Oh, Pardew's certainly going to hear my voice on Saturday, don't worry.

Five and a half years Maybe he's going to sell the club tomorrow and this is just his way of giving a mate a big pay off.

It's OK, it's still a valid question after 2:30.

Unless some kind of industrial strength prozac is put in the beer lines, the atmosphere is going to be either flat, miserable and depressing or raucously hostile.

Aye like that's ever stopped our fans before. Let's face it the majority are happier using their voices to vent frustration than they are to get behind the team. The team are against what has happened, kicking off is getting behind the team. Showing Pardew support, or being complicit in his appointment, is going against the team. This is an exceedingly dumb argument. In what way? Respected players consider what has happened a joke, what kind of message does it send to the players if the fans just go along with it and turn up with football rattles and foam hands? Where exactly is that going to get us? Are you expecting the Gallowgate to cheer on Alan Pardew's blacknwhite army to victory against Liverpool?

Aye like that's ever stopped our fans before. Let's face it the majority are happier using their voices to vent frustration than they are to get behind the team. The team are against what has happened, kicking off is getting behind the team. Showing Pardew support, or being complicit in his appointment, is going against the team. Aye it worked so well when Keegan left didn't it. Oh, that was our fault? Thought it might have been down to disinterested players, a shambolic structure and going through 5 managers in a season. Can't remember anyone giving Kinnear much vocal shit at matches, how come we didn't stay up just based on that?

Aye like that's ever stopped our fans before. Let's face it the majority are happier using their voices to vent frustration than they are to get behind the team. The team are against what has happened, kicking off is getting behind the team. Showing Pardew support, or being complicit in his appointment, is going against the team.

Hope his short journey from Barrack Road into the staff carpark is like Safari's Most Hilarious Catastrophes, with rabid baboons and starving tigers replaced by rampaging little ragies and seething aging skinheads.

Need to really belt out a simple non-stop "FUCK OFF PARDEW" from all corners of the ground early doors tomorrow and keep it going as long as possible. He needs to know what he's got himself into.

It's OK, he's also getting not being able to show his face in public without it getting fucking torn off.

Well exactly. The players aren't happy with Hughton being sacked and Pardew being brought in - by voicing disapproval you are supporting the players.

Make sure you remind people, you'll look super-clever with all the ringing Pardew endorsements flying around at this point. Aye, check out Derren brown here - can you tell us the lottery numbers as well?

Come on then, what's this guy done to deserve the job - plays darts with Ashley? Member of the same golf club? Changed him a fiver for the Metro ticket machine? Pulled a thorn out of his foot?

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SCAT WRESTLE!

Alan Pardew is no 'new Joe Kinnear', his appointment at Newcastle could galvanise the club http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/8189210/Alan-Pardew-is-no-new-Joe-Kinnear-his-appointment-at-Newcastle-could-galvanise-the-club.html Don't read that if your blood pressure is already at a dangerously high level, it gave me one of those eye twitch things you get before a breakdown.

Similar to when Celtic visit and they sing "We hate Souness more than you" how about "We've had owners worse than you" when the Scousers come up?

"You're not laughing any more"

It wasn't Pardews fault Hughton got sacked (as far as I know) so explain the vitriol. Seems that contract talks with Pardew started as early as October.

The guy thinks he's God's gift to football as much as he thinks he's God's gift to women, if he gets even a glimmer of the idea we're willing to give him a chance then no matter how bad it gets it'll just be "Fickle Geordie bastards, I know we're just about the turn a corner and then they'll love me." Pardew needs to feel like he's walked into the Ali Sami Yen in a Fenerbahce shirt at 5:30 on Saturday. If we win 7-0 the celebrations should take the form of giving him a werther's original enema and using him as a human pinata.

Last six words of the title are superfluous.

At least he could get the sack.

Japanese on the runway??? You're right! That's what gives it away.

Ashley likes him because he's one letter from klansman, the fat racist cunt.

We've already seen the contempt Pardew can show for fans of his own team, when he starts getting shit I can't see him standing sheepishly on the touchline taking it. He's too arrogant for that. Wouldn't surprise me if he literally gives the fans the finger.