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Well, not sacked, just coincidentally never appeared ever again after saying something utterly fucking stupid.

This is a guy who even managed to get sacked from MotD2, 5.5 years indeed.

Ex-footballer Paul Gascoigne has been given a suspended prison sentence after he admitted a drink-driving charge http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-11954284 Thick cunt.

You'll be gone by, You'll be gone by, You'll be gone by January! You'll be gone by Jan-u-ary!

All these media types knowing the score doesn't mean much, Ashley's not particularly interested in football and I'd be very surprused if he bothers reading the sports pages. Probably just goes straight to the cartoons.

Fuck this "Ooh, I don't like it but get behind him..." shit, make the man's life a living fucking hell. Ashley's fucked over Hughton to give his mate a cushy job, and you want to make it as smooth a ride as possible for him? And that will achieve fucking what exactly? We could build a statue of the cunt and it isn't going to get us anywhere.

Oh, Pardew's certainly going to hear my voice on Saturday, don't worry.

Five and a half years Maybe he's going to sell the club tomorrow and this is just his way of giving a mate a big pay off.

It's OK, it's still a valid question after 2:30.

Unless some kind of industrial strength prozac is put in the beer lines, the atmosphere is going to be either flat, miserable and depressing or raucously hostile.

Aye like that's ever stopped our fans before. Let's face it the majority are happier using their voices to vent frustration than they are to get behind the team. The team are against what has happened, kicking off is getting behind the team. Showing Pardew support, or being complicit in his appointment, is going against the team. This is an exceedingly dumb argument. In what way? Respected players consider what has happened a joke, what kind of message does it send to the players if the fans just go along with it and turn up with football rattles and foam hands? Where exactly is that going to get us? Are you expecting the Gallowgate to cheer on Alan Pardew's blacknwhite army to victory against Liverpool?

Aye like that's ever stopped our fans before. Let's face it the majority are happier using their voices to vent frustration than they are to get behind the team. The team are against what has happened, kicking off is getting behind the team. Showing Pardew support, or being complicit in his appointment, is going against the team. Aye it worked so well when Keegan left didn't it. Oh, that was our fault? Thought it might have been down to disinterested players, a shambolic structure and going through 5 managers in a season. Can't remember anyone giving Kinnear much vocal shit at matches, how come we didn't stay up just based on that?

Aye like that's ever stopped our fans before. Let's face it the majority are happier using their voices to vent frustration than they are to get behind the team. The team are against what has happened, kicking off is getting behind the team. Showing Pardew support, or being complicit in his appointment, is going against the team.

Hope his short journey from Barrack Road into the staff carpark is like Safari's Most Hilarious Catastrophes, with rabid baboons and starving tigers replaced by rampaging little ragies and seething aging skinheads.

Need to really belt out a simple non-stop "FUCK OFF PARDEW" from all corners of the ground early doors tomorrow and keep it going as long as possible. He needs to know what he's got himself into.

It's OK, he's also getting not being able to show his face in public without it getting fucking torn off.

Well exactly. The players aren't happy with Hughton being sacked and Pardew being brought in - by voicing disapproval you are supporting the players.

Make sure you remind people, you'll look super-clever with all the ringing Pardew endorsements flying around at this point. Aye, check out Derren brown here - can you tell us the lottery numbers as well?

Come on then, what's this guy done to deserve the job - plays darts with Ashley? Member of the same golf club? Changed him a fiver for the Metro ticket machine? Pulled a thorn out of his foot?

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SCAT WRESTLE!

Alan Pardew is no 'new Joe Kinnear', his appointment at Newcastle could galvanise the club http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/8189210/Alan-Pardew-is-no-new-Joe-Kinnear-his-appointment-at-Newcastle-could-galvanise-the-club.html Don't read that if your blood pressure is already at a dangerously high level, it gave me one of those eye twitch things you get before a breakdown.

Similar to when Celtic visit and they sing "We hate Souness more than you" how about "We've had owners worse than you" when the Scousers come up?

"You're not laughing any more"

It wasn't Pardews fault Hughton got sacked (as far as I know) so explain the vitriol. Seems that contract talks with Pardew started as early as October.