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My mate got nicked on the way in for "Attempting to enter a sporting event whilst drunk" the rest of us got through the turnstiles, turned round and he'd gone. Must have picked him off cos he was straggling. I also attempted to enter a sporting event while drunk, but I succeeded.

Just idly looked up over my lasses head as it happened, piss funny And then he looked amazed when he was sent off! Must be that tactical naivety the commentators always go on about when african teams are playing.

We can hope for a 5-Nowt drubbing of the brummie bassads. Might not get it like. I know all my stupid bets are going to be optimistic. Had a very optimistic one for Sunday, tried to bet we'd win 3-1 and accidently bet it would be 3-1 at half time. Thought 50-1 was bloody good odds.

Going down for this one, usually the Midlands matches where we go down and kip on the floor at a mate's house in Nottingham are a cracking weekend ruined by 90 minutes of football but hopefully it'll be different this time. Last time I vommed all over a statue of Robin Hood and my mate pissed in Maid Marions cupped hands. Good times.

Not if there's a streaker.

"Non-season ticket holders", surely. Unless he's suggesting none of the season ticket holders should have their own forum.

Both teams were shit to be honest, although we had quite a few chances to put it to bed. Boro fans are cute Reckon we're a derby, play us every match for a draw and if they get it they do a little dance and act like they've won the league.

Didn't have a clue, looked terrified the whole game and was putting up with a load of shit from one of their lot (Huth?) All match. Nowt wrong with our first goal and their 'goal' was offside (although that was the linesman's call)

Like he did against us for the freekick they scored their first from, the twat

"No matter how good you think you are, if you keep going down the Quayside every night and slack off in training you're going to end up like this"

You can see when a team is playing shit even given the quality of the opposition. Like when we played liverpool at home. 3-0 wasn't a terrible result, after all it was Liverpool. But we still looked shit. And it wasn't Liverpool who made us look shit, it was us. There was some of that today, Arsenal didn't look like Brazil, they didn't need to break a sweat.

Birmingham have a better goal difference than us now

Calling up Owen for offside when he's obviously being played on by the guy right in front of the linesman doesn't help our cause much.

Oh God, it's started again.

How about £75m worth of players in instead?

Zog suspended after that card, isn't he?

One Arsenal player. Physio, hair-stylist, pedicure, the guy who puts the cucumber slices on your eyes...

We've broken Diaby. 10 more to go.

When did Arsenal start nicking that thing where the announcer says their first name (Cesc, Ed) and the crowd shout their second name (Fabregas, "Wardo") Sounds pathetic when the crowd are doing it half arsed.

Dennis Wise just taking his seat.

Last time I saw Denis Wise in the flesh I was singing "He's a dwarf, a dwarf" and shouting "TAXI!" every time he came over for a corner.

Two of my mates are Spurs fans and they're both sound. They don't get ideas above their station going on about being a bigger club or whatever, but then they live up here and come with us to SJP every season and every season they get beat, so they've sort of got to be humble with us lot. For some reason though internet Spurs fans feel the need to come on toon message boards more than pretty much anyone else arguing the toss, even more than mackems. Dunno if it's living in the shadow of a big club that does it or what, but as we only seem to get Spurs, Everton and Sunderland fans registering just to have a pop that does seem to be the common denominator. The fact we never get Liverpool or Arsenal fans registering solely because we've taken a turn for the worse or their lot for the better probably says a lot about the gulf between them and their neighbours.

Be a bit useless when a bottle sailed harmlessly past him a good foot away and he threw himself to the ground clutching his knee, looking pleadingly at the nearest copper.

Just Ketsbia.

No practically about it, fwiw http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daily_Mail#Support_for_Nazism_and_Fascism