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Well Roeder often does the same thing with Shola that he does with Steven Carr, bafflingly gushing about how brilliant and important he is in a manner that goes way beyond just standing up for the lad. Which gives the impression that the return of Shola is a welcome alternative to getting a striker of premiership first 11 standard.

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The signing of Tevez and Mascherano now makes Luque look like a great buy, is there anything else that can go wrong with it if they get points deducted?

Nope, give him loads of money, say he's not going anywhere, sack him the next week after a poor result at home safe in the knowledge that loads of people will want to manage us, end up panic-appointing a bargain basement manager no-one else wants, rinse, repeat.

Someone else will be injured by then, can't see it being a dilemma.

Gary Neville is a c**t, Is a c**t, Is a c**t, Gary Neville is a c**t, So's his brother.

Owen may be twice the player but Kuyt may end up playing twice the amount of games... Wouldn't happen like, but I'd rather have a half good striker on the pitch than a good striker off playing golf and getting physio sessions. Of course the ideal situation is a fit Owen, although I wont hold my breath for it.

Where the f*** are you doing posting on here! You should be already queuing outside the ground by now like a proper fan!

Online petitions aren't worth the paper they aren't printed on sadly. http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/petition/internet.htm

Those young uns these days with their long hair and their rock music and their pacman. Tsch.

Yes, I'll be in the pub killing two birds with one stone seeing my lass and catching up with mates I've been promising to see for weeks without spending £20 and having to spend hours getting in and out of Newcastle. I bet my left bollock the atmosphere is better in the pub an all. When I was 17 I'd have been at this match (Cos I went to all the home european matches), sat next to my Dad, bovril in hand just like you will be gurning at the 5 camera in your black and white jester hat.

Never mind, maybe they don't have it any more. The fact is I'm time poor. I work a lot of nights and weekends and my lass works 9-5, I have to juggle seeing her (well seeing her awake) with seeing my mates going to matches, work and all the other stuff you have to do when you're grown up. I don't have enough free time to go and see every mean-nothing match, every training session, testamonial and player unveiling and I'm not going to be told by some bum-fluffed semi-literate gobshite whose commitments mostly include tidying his room that I've got to go otherwise I'm not a proper fan.

Getting called a PTS by a YTS, what an insult.

Renewing.

What do you do to earn that money if you don't mind me asking? Seems quite a lot of lawns to mow and cars to wash. Like I say, once you have commitments and yer mam stops cooking your dinner you might think a bit differently. Most adults don't go to matches for the purpose of ticking them off on their soopafan wallchart like collecting pokemon. I bet the next insult is "I bet you don't even go and hang around the ground to talk to Sky Sports News on signing days." Can't remember these kind of mongs pre-Keegan...

Aye, part timer. Didn't feel it in Germany, or Birmingham away, or every home game when I'm not at work earning my season ticket money, or when I was sitting watching s*** in the Ardiles and Smith days week in, week out. Although saying that it was much easier to stomach paying to watch crap back then when it came out of pocket money instead of wages as I'm sure you know...

I've told you, I have £20 but it's not worth £20. There are better things I can spend it on, things you'll realise when you have outgoings. How did you earn the cash for your season ticket and away games, paper rounds?

Because I enjoyed following the team to Frankfurt more than I would have enjoyed watching it on the telly, and I'll enjoy being in the pub more than I'll enjoy sitting in an empty stadium watching the defence pass it around for 90 minutes. Especially when you have to pay £20 for the privillage, something that becomes a factor when you buy your own tickets. The club isn't a charity.

I can afford it, but I'm not gonna go. ARCH NEMISIS OF SOOPAFAN, WITH POWERS COMPARIBLE TO SOOPAFAN Could be arsed to go to Frankfurt like, but can't be arsed to go to St James for this match. On call that day so I could get called into work anyway.

Think I'd prefer to watch it in the pub with my mates than pay £20 to watch it on my own in the ground. Expect this attendance to be brought up by mackems 10 years down the line.

Grated dogs bollocks? Where do you think that picture's from, a Korean ice cream parlour?

Yep, for fucks sake... Link Accompanied by a picture of him looking like Dick Dastardly.

Keane will take them up and then abandon them for a better job imo. He wouldn't want another disasterous premier league season to dent his credentials as a manager and we've seen that it's much easier to get the mackems up than keep them up.

Scoreboards with cheesy CG graphics like the ones you get on the screens at bowling alleys - A CGI version of a mascot like "Hamton the Hammer" or whatever running along and scoring a goal and the letters "G-O-A-L!" slamming into position. In fact, add mascots in big furry suits in general to that as well, so glad we got rid of Mongo and Milly the magpies or wahtever they were called. And, of course, Detective Inspector Shitcock and PC Fuckwit parking their big f****** riot van right in the bottle neck outside the east stand and causing a massive crush. Then putting their blue lights on and trying to get out by edging fowards and running over all the people they've trapped. Nice one twatface, MBE in the New Years honours list for sure.