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Maybe you should say "Oi, Glen, make me a cup of coffee - see if you can manage that without ballsing it up"

Remmeber when he said he didn't want the job, wish Freddy had fuckin listened to him.

mackems.gif mackems.gif mackems.gif mackems.gif mackems.gif mackems.gif mackems.gif Aye, they could have brought it in last month and we've never have a clue.

One of the most enthusiastic people clapping at the end was a woman with "Ramage" on the back of her shirt. Also saw some lad after the match with Dyer 8 on the back of his brand new top. The mind boggles.

I think maybe we can think about a manager who will lift us to the level of Man united a bit later. Lets start by getting to the level of Portsmouth or Bolton, ey.

If you would all stay in your... BOOOOOOOOOOOOO Newcastle United would like to thank you for your continuing support... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Seriously though, going into next season with Roeder in charge is a sackable offence. Not a single person thinks he's taking us in the right direction and everyone knows he's going sooner or later. He's got into the sounessesque dead man walking mentality now anyway. Who was it who said that if Roeder turns out to not be a good appointment that Freddy should go? (ETA: Throwing your season ticket books on the pitch this match was a bit of an empty gesture by the way )

I reckon they're probably gonna come out in blonde mullet wigs to the strains of "Handbags and Glad Rags" wearing t-shirts that spell out "Tickets only £65!"

Had a look in town today, don't like the panel on the front like. Didn't realise the text was like the shiney stickers you got in panini albums and not just white.

Thought the atmosphere was poor at times, possibly cos of the fans having to watch dull, negative footy.

Had, on, turns out they weren't playing Chelsea after all! Arsenal are through to the final!

DISALLOWED

Blah blah, extra time, blah, blah, Istanbull

What the fuck is this guy talking about?

Near the top of the east stand, closer to the Gallowgate by any chance? There's a bloke around there who's off his fucking heed half the time. Depends how much he's had to drink, some days he's dead quiet which I reckon either means he's slept in, unconcious or sober. If he's steaming he's a fucking loon, makes up songs that make no sense and sings them on his own non stop.

They do change their mind quite quickly at the Sun. Yesterday it was £2m, but I recall reading £500k somewhere aswell... Maybe this is his way of getting round the "No funds unless you sell Anelka" problem? Go to Newcastle, Bolton fine them £5 million, pull a Redknap and go back, use the funds for a player

Heeds the ball like he's just come out a neck brace, remember seeing Nobby one time demonstrating to him how to do it by agressively heading an imaginary ball after one of his piss weak efforts.

Aye, fit for the knackers yard.

"We've all heard the rumours in the papers lads, don't worry, I'm going nowhere"

Renew like a simpleton, buy the replica shirt like an utter fucking cretin, watch the matches in the pub and fucking moan about it all the time.

Probably just trying to make himself feel better.

Alan's nickname makes for some interesting topic titles, I can imagine furrowed brows amongst other fans casually browsing the forum sometimes

I did say it was an unambitious appointment and would take us nowhere like... No faith that Fat Fred is doing much more than hoping Roeder comes good in the same way he sat on his arse twiddling his thumbs while Souness did his demolition job and we were desperately hoping it was just because he was busy getting a solid replacement lined up before giving him the boot.

Do you think it's a bit mickey mouse? Maybe a bit cringey? A bit like AH FEEL GOOD DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUN AH KNEW THAT AH WOULD NOW DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUN You might not remember that much though because it only happened when you scored which was mercifully not very often.

One some news report on the smoking ban in Ireland yesterday two of the paddies they interviewed were wearing crisp new mackem tops And when they were interviewing the mackems in a boozer after the Derby match, amongst the gurning simpletons slurring "Wheh wheez back wheh wuz belong noo lik" some wifey was saying "Aye, it's great leek, now wuz lasses ul have peace and quiet an time fer shopping an bingo an that on a saddah" Obviously her mate's blokes didn't bother to renew when they were in the fizzy pop league.

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