BlueStar

Thought his SnapChat name was Kleenex for a second there

I'm trying to think of how you do a helicopter gesture with your pants on, but maybe I'm overthinking it.

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Chant for the reverse fixture to the tune of Tom Hark The ball wasn't out It wasn't offside It wasn't a push and Arteta cried

Assumed the lack of reception in the ground was just cos it's not possible to service 50,000 phones on that small of an area, but had no problem getting reception at Dortmund when there were 81,0000 in the ground so it gives me hope that with the power of German engineering it may be doable one day.

This version we've got of Man City's 'Old Trafford is falling down', why sing "Ritchie's here for ten more years"? Odd

I was pissed, squeezed between two fat blokes to the point I couldn't raise my arms and unable to see more than a bald head in front of me for the first half, so my contribution to the atmosphere was minimal, apologies.

A Dortmund fan just sang "You're shit, but your birds are fit" at me so I guess that's something

This guy was still getting this in the pub like 8 hours later, must be fucking sick of it by now

I hope that one dickhead in every class in north east schools in the 90s who supported Man United because "I like the way they play" is enjoying watching this laughing stock in a crumbling ground, in a city they share with possibly the best team in the world, while the local team they could and should have supported is having a whale of a time. EIT: Just remembered Lee Stewart, wonder how he's doing.

Wonder how much of this is down to the players we have, how much is tactics, how much Eddie's training and how much is down to us finally having excellent fitness and conditioning coaches, Gives such an advantage when you can turn it on and suddenly have everyone giving a burst of pace and relentless pressure without worrying about them being gassed in the following play, and still have people chasing a lost cause at 85 minutes. Steve Bruce's training regimen was mostly chucking a ball in the middle and saying "OK, let's play" apparently.

Be confusing as a Geordie for someone to tell you that in person

I love the fact that the second goal came from typical whinging Man U all running towards the ref to complain, allowing us to take a quick free kick with them distracted and out of position.

Puar frisk

We got drawn against a right shower of shit last time though Chelsea are shite and think this competition is still beneath them, will be fine.