BlueStar

Wish both Barca and Real both would get in the fucking sea, smug, corrupt pair of entitled cunts. World football would be better if they both just ceased to exist. Wou;d at least put an end to generic "football fans" wearing Barca shirts in the same way "music fan" Tim Lovejoy wears his Ramones shirt.

Suspicion of attempted rape, but yeah.

The non molestation order was given as part of his initial arrest. He's since broken it and been arrested again for that.

Carroll has now been named as the player who was arrested at the airport. Although the nature of the offence was plastered all over the front page of The Sun at the time, they now say it can't be reported for legal reasons. Telegraph: Andy Carroll facing possible prison sentence https://archive.ph/MeXE7

Yellow

Martinez against Woltemade should be fun

Sack the Bord.

He's just a little crippled, he's still good, he's still good....

Is that green kit even worse than ours?

Maybe it's like for when a cumsock won't do the trick and you have to chip away at it.

Quite some weapons they've got down there

The Visitors is a badass nickname, we should keep it. You've just been paid a visit by... The Visitors.

That AI coca cola advert they've shown every break is so sinister. Soulless smiles with dead eyes.

Just gonna vibe it.

Lol, nice one, next time hold up an invisible red card instead.

Pepe Le Pew holding the wrong side of his face

Half and half Man City and Sunderland scarf there ffs

Had a dream the other night that I was watching and we were 3-0 down after 70 minutes. But luckily I think Gabrielle is full of shit

See Salah's come off the bench. Be a crease if he subs him back off later

Deleted the tweet. Must have wound them up too much

Pretty shit drug to hoy away your multi million quid contract for