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I'm not sure we have strikers, we have forwards but they seem scared to shoot. Barnes is our most natural finisher and is the lad who seems most keen to have a dig rather than lay it off.

We had a member once with the name Overfriendly Martins, I laughed.

Getting a bit hermapherbic lads

Popbitch:

Stupid Mags not deliberately losing games

Press conference: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c338m57myj5o

The final in particular was a clown show but the World Cup wll have Trump throwing his toys out and putting pressure on everyone to make the USMNT go through, unless of course one of the squad hurts his feelings or doesn't sing the anthem or something, in which case he'll be demanding they lose.

Magedia at it again

That's what that fucking three hour match against Bournemouth felt like at the back of the East Stand.

Sunderland fans won't watch presumably, seeing as they'd stop supporting their own club if the Saudis took over and got theminto the Champions League. Very strong moral compass. Hope some fans sing songs about Trump being a nonce when they play the US.

Club-wide ban on stuttercunt pens pls

Must have not mided the gap and fell in, marra.

Right about Klopp, wrong about kids

360 noscope winner

Old bloke next to me at the urinal trough in the East Stand just looked down at his cock and his glasses fell off into the flowing steaming yellow piss of 12 men. Both lenses entirely submerged. He dipped down and picked them straight up and said "Fuck's sake, won't be seeing out of them today." Bloke next to him said "Ahh, be fine man, just rinse them off"

Oh well. He can spend some time with those kids he hates.

Rhythm is a dancer Anthony Elanga Used to be quite good, I swear Came from Scandinavia Maybe should have stayed there OK, maybe that's not that fair Wooaah-ooh

Everyone loves the mackems and is delighted to see them exceeding expectations by doing adequately.

Some questions and answers from the Unofficial Carlisle United Quiz Book, available on Amazon https://www.amazon.co.uk/Unofficial-Carlisle-United-Football-Club-ebook/dp/B0FZY47MB4?dplnkId=b0ac91c9-b2ae-4d9c-b743-136f366a3fa1