thomas

would rather watch dog turds turn grey than our first halves lately

yessss fuck off stoke

He's fairly bang average tbh. Shits all over Obertan mind. I think he'd excel here if we're going to play 4-4-2 and would prefer him to Jonas.

Jarvis. Wish we'd got him years ago.

Now that racism's been improved can we start a "Lets Kick Lee Cattermole Out of Football" awareness campaign

You can literally hear him getting slower in games. Would not want.

4-0 to the toon

should be trouncing these portugese weasel farmers home or away, disgraceful result, hopeless team, clueless manager.

What's wrong with posting realistic transfer targets from the French league? We clearly favors players from there. It's a shame people are so willingly accepting that this is the way the club should go. Tell you now SBR wouldn't like it one bit, loved his vision for the club, shame it never became a reality. Would be nice to have some connection to the club; identity is lost a little bit more each day, one way or another. You know what you and everyone else who invokes their opinion of what SBR might or might not of liked can do? You can fuck right off. Don't ever use those three letters again to lend weight to your fucking turd opinion.

what is/are percentage ball and how does it relate to prozone, does someone have a clear, widely accepted or authoritative answer on this or at least more than the vague notion that some 80's era mainframe with spinning reel tapes and flashing LED panels prints out "HOOF IT" on ticker tape while pardew and carver look on dejectedly knowing the machine has crunched the numbers and must be obeyed

And my bezzie chris should never have been sacked. Excuse me while I go on a 20 year whinge about it.

Well then they're both horrible, terrible men.

gah.

Actually, they were still celebrating like that when Arsenal scored.. :lol:

Frankly we deserved to concede an immediate equalizer if that was the goal celebration.

'ere, that lad owa there, he's posh lyk' POSH LADS BE NO GOOD AT FUTBOL! I can't tell if you're going with the joke or angry at it

Ever since the world at large found out he had a posh accent willow has been crap iyam.

Not watching this but predicting a Song red card for scything down HBA at some point.

Oberfemi Martins

God, I know we haven't talked a lot recently and I know that whole "not believing in you" thing might not make you exactly jump to answer my prayers, but if you could see it in your big eternal heart to let us win today, well, I'd appreciate the hell out of it. Amen.

i refuse to believe anyone in the first team is going and will pitch an almighty fit if it happens

Lindegaard was looking good before the injury and De Gea, who they just paid seven metric fucktons for, has overcome his early season jitters. They'll be battling it out for the #1 next season. Tottenham with Freidel aging or Chelsea with Cech on the decline are my guesses. If he was to leave at all, which I don't think is even anywhere near certain.

That's Jonas and/or Obertan off then. Probably have an "accident" walking under a piano that's being delivered to a penthouse in the offseason.

Kenny must walk

Just a beautiful ball over the top by Gerrard, Carroll brings it down facing goal, proceeds to turn his back and run for the sideline, loses possession. I cannot fathom what he was doing.