Wullie

No way I could watch that like, I can't afford a new telly.

Had 3-1 on the offer. What a fucking disgrace City's final ball was. Wife had 2-1. She wanted to go for Messi hat trick and I dismissed it.

Frigging hell.

Doumbia starting against PSG.

Huddersfield losing.

Used to think this bloke was a completely loathsome cunt a few years ago but I've gone right off him since then.

Plymouth are a good price but the game's on Saturday.

The type of maniacs who start hate campaigns and send death threats whenever someone in the public eye passes comment that some forms of rape are worse than others, something that is frankly indisputable and that the law acknowledges. Not sure half of them even realise what they're arguing for or against half the time.

You in the UK? 'cause I'm not and I don't have the offer Yeah I didn't have it either just City Barca tomorrow That was the game Paully was on about. Wasn't on tonight. Just as well.

One corner after an hour. Sounds a riveting affair this. Not like Mourinho to ruin a game.

I need plenty goals in the game mate so whatever the odds are, put your house on it.

It's right at the top of the main page, above the In-play stuff.

Still crocked isn't he?

Sorry mate, I had Inter on too, just needed another goal for my slip to win. Obvs they've missed a penalty.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Today I had: One slip lose because I needed 'Gladbach to score twice - they missed two penalties One slip lose because I needed Man City to score one more - they missed two penalties One slip lose because I needed Palace to score once - they missed a penalty And another slip lose because I needed one more goal at Morecambe (who missed a penalty) as well as one more goal at Arbroath (they missed two penalties).

1-0 Villa

Sounds like the thing that swung it was the defence being allowed to submit evidence of the victim's sexual history, including evidence being given in court by her previous partners. I'd be fascinated to know what the gist of that evidence was and why it was allowed in. Seems like a bit of a dangerous precedent to me.

He'll be in Mexico with Jason's money before Christmas.

Never even heard of him.

Bet he's been waiting years for the perfect opportunity to use that Office scene.

Aye, the Germans would be well grateful for a player who's been absolutely shit in tournament football going back a decade.

Does the press in other countries go on like this about an aging player being on the bench?