Wullie

Nolan off the striker is even more illogical than Barton central.

Fucking hell. Remember Wolves fans singing his name when they knocked us out of that dreadful FA Cup tie because he'd previously broken Craig Bellamy's leg.

He's more like Chris Finch. Surprised he didn't do the piggy bit.

He's a fair bit further on though, been pretty consistent in La Liga for years hasn't he? Was at the World Cup too.

You've got to put some sort of special effort in to be in a room with Ruud Gullit, Graeme Souness and Jamie Redknapp and still manage to come across as the biggest arsehole.

Seems like a proper cunt like, Keys.

Really? BBC give Austin the assist.

With Blackpool currently 2-0 up against Man Utd, it's worth pointing out that the "disgusting and disgraceful" home defeats we suffered under Hughton were against sides ("we've got to beat sides like that") that currently stand 7th, 8th and 10th.

But he's never had one really good game for us in the middle. Even in his previous good run of form under KK, it was on the right. His City days were, what, five years ago? I keep going on about it but it staggers me that anyone could have watched Barton throughout his NUFC career and still think he might be better off centrally.

Sian Massey's withdrawn from the game she was meant to be officiating in tonight, feel very sorry for her in all this fuss.

Stoke at home. Liverpool at home. West Ham at home.

Stoke at home.

Easy to say that but he gave Jose Enrique one of the most difficult games he's ever had in black and white. Needs a fucking hypnotist or something, convince him before every game that whoever we're playing is in the CCC, gave him some Championship arm patches to wear or something. His ability's not in question as far as I'm concerned but I don't know what goes on in his head.

He disrespected us today. Ferguson and Wenger always make a point of playing a first choice XI against us in the league, Redknapp just thought he could turn up and piss three points even with some of his joke players getting a run out. Jermaine fucking Jenas? We got £9m for him! 9 million! Michael Dawson continues to amaze as well, I'm starting to think I'm watching a different bloke considering how good I keep hearing he is, it's like watching a bloke from the King's Arms at centre half.

He's a good central midfielder, the animosity towards him after WBA was uncalled for, despite how poor he was on the day.

I've u-turned on Danny Simpson since last season but that was simple stuff today to show him down the line, no wonder Harper was doing his nut, can't understand why we had so few players back either considering it was just after Barton overhit the pass to Ranger and they were the only two involved, God knows why MOTD didn't show that either. Annoying that Lennon was able to switch wings and do damage when Enrique had him in his pocket up until then.

Absolutely fucking sick, especially after last week. Gutted.

Carlo Cudicini; Alan Hutton, Michael Dawson ©, William Gallas, Gareth Bale; Aaron Lennon, Luka Modric, Jermaine Jenas, Steven Pienaar; Rafael van der Vaaart; Jermain Defoe Bet Bale's over the moon at being left back. Jenas ffs.

That Spurs team is no great shakes. We can do these today.

We’ll be toothless with Best up front unless the Spurs defence play as badly as the West Ham defence. Well Dawson will be playing. Best should be rubbing his hands. Obafemi Best. Dawson got outpaced by Shearer to the point where he had to get himself sent off to stop him, I'd fancy Shola in a race against him.

We’ll be toothless with Best up front unless the Spurs defence play as badly as the West Ham defence. Well Dawson will be playing. Best should be rubbing his hands.

"Steve Bruce once said at Wigan my delivery was better than David Beckham’s" Not just recently he's been a fruit loop then.

There's been little more satisfying over the last few years than consistently sending this bunch of wankers away with fuck all, home and away. If we had Carroll and Tiote I'd be very confident. As it is, I still fancy us.

Said on hearing the Fuller news that they'd go after Cole. He is actually going after players who do well against us (and usually shit against anyone else). The man's lost the plot. Take him to the cleaners for Ryan Taylor.