Wullie

Not exclusive to the club media but they're the worst for it, I cannot bear the post-match questions that get asked of the local lads in particular. "How does it feel to score your first goal for Newcastle?" *Bland answer that it feels good to score a goal* "And you celebrated in front of the fans, how did that feel?" *Again, it was a good feeling, a nice feeling* "And you've won the game as well, how does that feel?" Please make it stop.

I'd love to know how many bad tackles (as opposed to DOGSO/violent conduct) have been given straight reds on the field this season compared to previous seasons. Feel like the referees bottle it every time now and leave it to the VAR, struggling to think of any other than MacAllister vs Bournemouth (which was rescinded).

Absolutely howling at him pulling Maupay up

Luton have confirmed Lockyer suffered cardiac arrest again. He's thankfully ok but I fear that may be his career over.

Why no BT game this weekend?

The thing that annoys me most the day after is neither Bruno nor Isak taking a yellow to stop Jovic. Just bizarre.

The seeding means any new club qualifying has the deck stacked against them.

Looks to me like Trippier is limping.

Exactly, I hope nobody takes that as a dig at him, he's been excellent and God knows what we would have done without him stepping up. But when a team like Spurs starts to tear through your midfield on their own patch, you really want some experience in there at some point, not just a kid who's still got homework to do when he gets home. He hasn't got a clue what to do in that situation because he's never been in it before.

Because of the injury situation and because he's looked the part, it's just glossed over that Miley is now starting every game, twice a week, in arguably the most important position, against the best teams in the world at 17 when he's not even had a loan before. Like, that's mental. We look a bit naive in midfield recently? Never!

Guardiola's team lose every game that Rodri is absent.

Been out running and just seen this, bloody hell

I never in my life thought I'd see us dominate Man United like that, and I've seen us beat them 5-0.

My bus to work stops right outside Jackson's, it's busier at 9am than most of the pubs near me are on a Saturday night.

He has in a shootout [/nitpick]

He's never going to give this is he??

Shows how much attention I pay to these things outside bookings, Moldova could qualify tonight?!

If Italy lose are they definitely out? Or is there another route to qualification, via Nations League or whatever? I'm completely lost on how it all works now.

Southgate trying to coax the problem out of Tripps

I've no doubt at all they'll still survive this season. Spawny bastards

Jesus Christ Gasping for another pandemic at this point

Union Berlin sack Fischer, will be gutting for everyone concerned.

I really hate the assumption that everything has to be digital and that digital is inherently better.

Does he? I thought he just knew the area because he was at uni up here or something along those lines.

"Warned" "Make sure you've got some smelling salts in lads"