Wullie

Randy Lerner's slightly richer brother takes over, Shearer gets the manager's job, Mike Ashley loses all his money betting on Nigel Pearson to be the next Burnley boss and Damien Duff walks under a bus.

God, duff really is a thoroughly detestable cunt.

Aye, big Abdoulaye for sure. Some good players in there but they were crocks.

He will probably throw it back at you mind

Carragher?

Wouldn't really like to judge anyone based on the total mess that is 2008-09.

Can't see Kinnear going to 4-3-3, he's not tactically inept like Keegan.

Whelan said Ashley was a cunt because he obviously knew more than we did about him. He was right.

He's the one picking the little fucker.

Players like Jonas, Guthrie, Bassong were stupidly built up at the beginning of the season then people are somewhat shocked when they turn out not to be Ronaldo, Kaka, Terry and in turn the players get slagged off while the real problems (Butt, Duff) are let off for winning a throw in and "being involved".

Told you lot this would happen.

He defended well yesterday, no-one got past him down the flank but that's not much good when he didn't manage to complete a pass to a teammate. Very poor showing.

Exactly. Doubling up and kicking the shit out of him is now how teams deal with Jonas and they can afford to do that because they know we don't have any other creative outlet - Duff gets time and space because teams know they don't have to even bother putting a challenge in on the useless wanker. Barton's hardly Kaka but at least he's got a bit of creativity about him, with Guthrie, Duff and Butt providing the alternatives it's a case of 'Stop Jonas and stop Newcastle'... but nah, it's more to do with him being shite. It would have made sense to bring Charlie on and get Duff off so they'd have something to worry about on both flanks - as it was, everything good went down the left after he came on, thankfully Oba and Charlie were raping Taylor every which way.

Duff was the same as he always is. Utter fucking waste of oxygen.

If he comes out and admits his system didn't work, dismantles it, sacks Dennis Wise and gets in a good manager and backs him I'd be happy. Can't see it happening. Bassong Colocinni Jonas even Xisco. Can't comment on Gonzalez as he's barely played. At the end of the season, if we show that list to the Premier League, will they let us stay up?

Took too long to make the subs again today. Owen and Charlie should have been on as soon as Boyce went off (actually Charlie should have been on three years ago but that's another matter).

I swear to God, I will dance on Damien Duff's fucking grave. Flashbacks of Dyer on the goalline - 'oh hello!' Fucking wanker. Charlie came on and had them shitting themselves - funny, any Newcastle fan with half a brain could have told you that three years ago.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2088/09bagpussyafflelk7.jpg "I'm a Geordie me ye knaa." said Bagpuss. "Fuck off you tiresome Manc cunt", replied Professor Yaffle.

He was said to be on the verge of greatness, by Marco van Basten, no less. It was actually Cruyff said he was 'the new van Basten'.

On second thoughts I might play. I've bagged two goals in two games on that hallowed omniturf. And lost twice too. Well I'm not playing fucking left back.

Anyone remember how good Ritchie Humphreys was at Sheff Wed? Pools legend though.

http://www.newcastleoffline.smfnew.com/index.php/board,1.0.html :lol:

Get the bugger on the bench on Saturday. At the end of the day, talent won't improve if it's not given the opportunity.

For reference, at Gateshead Stadium 11 vs 11 costs £2.10 each (at least on a weekday evening it does).