Big Geordie

Looks like I made the right choice by binning this off. Am sure Southgate and his mate's in the media will blame tiredness - long season, etc!

Looks like Wor Alex has just been to Sven's Adult Books!

Not good. I wish him a speedy recovery.

Madrid just know how to win - making Dortmund pay for not taking their chances.

This has got a sneaky Real Madrid win written all over it.

Best wishes for the future, Matt. I can see him going on to having a good career in the game, on the coaching side. Don't know if he's done his badges though?

Wish him all the best for the future. 200+ games for NUFC is nothing to be sniffed at.

Leeds been a bit toothless - Southampton have been organized.

Better team won. Man United are a poxy club. A plague on their houses. Bastards.

The amount of luck Man united get in ‘big games’, is the reverse of what we get. Mind - might keep Ten Hag in a job.

This is man uniteds day. jammy bastards.

Rooney defo having Botox mind.

Citeh been awful. Complacency?

Have the 'old guard' gone in a clean sweep? Might be interested in heading back next season, if so. Would be great to see a well ran club with some ambition.

As others have said - I wouldn't go anywhere near DCL. We'd be swapping one sick-note striker for a slightly younger one. Lad is a good player, but just can't be relied on.

As much of a basket case, as we were when Ashley was in charge. Was talk yesterday of Tuchel being approached to go back.

Too 'white' for me and as for the back....... Not sure if I will bother.

Another good shift today.

Miserable auld bugger.

Great to see him back again today. The difference he makes to our midfield - power and physicality as well as coupling up with his international teammate, to drive us forwards. He's been a big miss.

Good shift today, Jacob lad.

MoM today. Our playmaker. Baller.

Good win - we did what we had to. Some good peformances - Bruno ran the midfield - thought Big Jo tired as the game went on (understandably) Guess we will all be Man Citeh supporters, next Saturday then?

He played as a right winger against us for Monaco, when he was a teenager. I think Sonny Anderson (ex Brazil) might have been in the same side.

He's apparently been playing with a knock for a long time, which is testament to his attitude and love for the club. That said, he's been found wanting on a good few occasions this season. Perhaps Eddie should have taken him out of the firing line more, but felt unable to? I'm far from a Longstaff hater - he''s a good squad option, but if the club is to progress - better players than him needed for the first XI.