BottledDog

When you say piling on... wouldn't a couple of fivers be enough to swing a market with very few punters? a few £5 bets wouldnt make it do that One blue nosed regulars new £2m villa on the Costa Blanca says otherwise.

Yup. Hatems being shown the door.

When you say piling on... wouldn't a couple of fivers be enough to swing a market with very few punters?

Why's that then?

You, I and just about everyone knows it'll be a fucking disaster. Pardews fucking shite and JFK isn't going to make it any better. Yeah, the chances are high. But still, it's lovely and sunny.

Good to hear him showing some strength rather than simply backing the appointment. Hopefully both of them fighting to define their roles fires us to more positives results than negatives. Fingers cossed.

This is clearly a hoax from SSN designed to cause maximum uproar on the streets of Tyneside. Not a peep from them or anywhere else about Gosling this morning.

After seeing World War Z, that picture has a disturbing edge to it.

More like we don't need to spend money on a player who won't be playing. We have kids coming through that can fill that role. Yeah, all that talent we produce. This you being arsey, or do you think we'll actually miss him? I'm hoping the first, as I'm sure you recognise that his sitting on the bench (if we've lost faith in him) acts as a block to whatever we do have coming through.

I reckon that'd be 8 million well spent.

More like we don't need to spend money on a player who won't be playing. We have kids coming through that can fill that role.

I take him at a push, but its not that hard to understand, shirley? Turned us down and went all alledgedly rapey.

I don't think Gosling even needs to be replaced. What qualities does he have that we will now be missing? None, was barely even seen. 16 appearances in 3 years, mainly in less critical cup/euro games. An adequate replacement would be some older bod from the youth team.

Good luck Dan! Sorry it didn't work out. Pretty sure this picture was taken seconds after he was told. http://www.flickr.com/photos/40191515@N05/9198230085/lightbox/

I'm sad to say mine has all but evaporated. Drink more.

"Set to..."

"Alexandre Higounet... You're a cunt."

Ah, balls. Fair enough, there'll be no purples. We're going down.

Despite the fact its pretty obvious he and Cisse don't work? Great player but if the partnership didn't work well before why all of a sudden would it work now? So you'd honestly at this stage turn down Demba Ba? Yup. He's history. /copyright Ozzy

Balls! Think we're in for a surprisingly good season if we can get in two purples.

No thanks. Yer'll gets what yer given.

Weight loss, my arse. His knee has three chins.

Getting ahead of yourself a bit there fella. We haven't pulled out. We are 'set to' pull out.

Bobby Cowell 327 I reckon. Frank got one in the League Cup. I'll get me anorak. Ah, bugger, so he did (19 League Cup appearances, 1 goal). Fair play. Still take out the fecking League Cup, and no goals in 437 League, FA Cup, and Euro games is still pretty impressive.

Welcome to the club. Hope he makes it.