BottledDog

If we're at the point where we can always score one more up front, I think I could deal with him and Clark causing entertaining madness at the back. Let's do this.

You need to give your head a shake. Go on, give it a shake! Shake you head.

Ah, good times. I'm not even sure what a Kieran Trippier is anymore.

Would prefer Bot, but only because he looks a lot like Kevin Scott.

I want a refund.

To be fair, that's not a bad shout. Keep meaning to do it myself one day.

Well that's just rude. Never forget, Rob Lee preferred London, but think we managed to suggest Newcastle was a suburb. Worked out ok iirc.

Oh Poots.

We have every right to be fretting when someone on the previous page said that this could drag on until Friday afternoon (at least!) iirc.

Right, am fireing up the Transfer Sensory Isolation Pod. It's just like a Transfer Bath, but Trippier.

Sheyrah's mam 5G'ing it to the max.

Hah. Excellent. Howe catching covid the most Newcastle thing ever 'tuh be honest we just need to stay up!

Great vid. Loved the interview with Milburn.

Dreadful music etc. but there is some good stuff here. Even a bit of Steven Taylor.

That's bloody lovely. What is this dormant shit welling up. Pride? Need ticket. Will roar on these cunts with genuine love and hope once more.

Well, my brother will be very happy, he's a huge fan of Howe. Just wish him the very best, obviously for our sakes, but going down would also be a disaster for him and we're already a quarter way there. A brave move all round, but potentially a really good move too.

Yay!

I'm afraid I'll have a frown, if Unai turns us down.

Nice to see a busy match thread at least.

Are we nought but training cones to you!??

https://www.racingpost.com/sport/what-makes-a-newcastle-manager-popular-and-how-does-the-takeover-change-the-job/518635

Wait am I getting this right that he says (20 mins in) that he has been assured of a future in the club, be it manager, or assistant manager? Surprised if that's a certainty.

Any club that tells me what I can and can't wear can fuck right off. /Jacamo forever

New Squires, including Bruce as Bill Murray! https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2021/oct/19/david-squires-on-groundhog-day-for-newcastle-and-real-local-heroes