Dokko

Aye but the lad is a part time builder so will knock in a few seats while waiting for his medical.

£100m for a 33 year old on a 4 year deal. Ashley just had a heart murmur thinking about it.

This is why we’ve loaned Kenedy again. We can’t afford him and player x off the bat so we loan one and buy the other with next year finalising Kenedy. Both players might be something like £25m each, with loan fee deducted for Kenedy. Kenedy, RLC, Townsend and a striker ....we’d be fucking laughing.

Ffs

Jinxed it

Hope Blufs neigbours are dying inside. Tears gently running down their pillows contemplating that for the rest of their lives they'll always will be 3rd rate Scottish cunts.

Might as well keep him, there's nothing to waste apart from Kane, rest of the squad are average at this level.

Hmmm

Absolutely shite match.

He’s been a mixed bag but when on form a very tidy player. Shame his lack of pace held him back. Great signing for any championship team, stoke aren’t staying down for too long, especially if they get Gayle as well.

keeper was off his line, should have been retaken (that still a rule i take it?)

So he’s not your favourite player?

Well it's better than colback and sound like he's a good egg. We'd still need a replacement for Merino imo. Sell him and give the fee to Wilshere.

Decent option I suppose. Hopefully the start of a few more coming in.

Yup, not selling a player is equal to signing one at the minute. No confidence we'll bring in a replacement.

Offering low wages, short contracts and pissing off agents whilst former prem stars lie around on mega money doesn't appeal to players for some reason. Especially in what has been a hostile environment for several years. They'll also know they are a stop gap, as soon as something better comes along the club will ditch them and with low wages and short contracts they hold no power to stop it. But the piss take party has stopped so everything is fine.

£1m if he installed 10,000 seats.

That doesn't add up. No one will buy the club if it has massive debts owing to him. He will have to clear them like short had to, especially since the debt is to himself.

Feels like Ashley is getting even tighter with the clubs money. Could see us spending fuck all bar a couple of loans whilst selling some players we didn’t really use last season. Weirdly I think we’d be better off for it, but if Rafa walks we will drop like a stone. He needs to spend so if he does go he’s a decent enough squad to cope with the disappointment then to attract a decent manager.

Best bit is if anyone puts in a wonky seat they'll be ousted as a mag and fists will be flying. Going to be carnage this. Hope Netflix got a second series.

Wtf man. Fucking amateurs.

Goal of the tournament. Edit: Technique was great, but i more mean the stakes on it. Reminded me of Beckham Vs Greece.

Proper amateur. this is great stuff. Even better than short not giving a fuck.

We’ve had some recent bad luck with former players like. Enrique, Tiote, Jonas and Pav. Speedy recovery Jose.

He did well not to lose his rag after the WWE tag team PPV event kicked off.