James

Also I just don't think Cerci is popular in the North

To be honest I prefer Cerci's youngest brother but I think he is a bit short to play in the Premier League.

Seriously though I doubt we will give Cerci's twin brother the golden handshake he will want.

Will get revenge on all enemies though

Shame Quite explosive I have heard

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People were slagging me off earlier in the summer when I said we should sign Ampadu from Exeter City. He has just signed for Chelsea.

We have his nephew Simon Ameobi on our books

Complete the signing of Gouffran plus two toilet brushes from B&Q

Can we do a sweepstake on the first poster to have a meltdown on July 1st?

Is anyone that leaves us of their own accord a mercenary then? I cant think of many players more of a mercenary than Demba Ba Cabaye can shite off though, little scrote. Why is Cabaye investing in the USA when he is banned from the country?

With this whole surrogate twins thing I have decided that Ronaldo is a bit of a weirdo. It's the sort of thing Michael Jackson would do.

Not really you should be trying to hijack any move until the ink is dry if you are interested. Keegan hijacked Shearer to Man Utd for example

Graeme Pouness

Dave Pones

Rarely a FM game where I haven't appointed him as first team coach

Sky gave me everything except the line rental and broadband free for12 months plus £100 credit when I told them I wanted to cancel for the duration of my wife's maternity leave.

I hope he isn't a Scrooge when it comes to contract negotiations What was that?... Surely you have heard of Ebenezer Scrooge from Charles Dicken's A Christmas Carol

The club have just launched itself on several Chinese social media platforms.

I hope he isn't a Scrooge when it comes to contract negotiations

It's supposed to be £18m, it will only ever hit £30m if he becomes England's long term number one.

I heard Dr Stanley Ho's kids and James Packer have been looking at getting into football although the presumption had been Sporting Lisbon

He will probably be on holiday still when preseason comes around now which is unfortunate.

In official terms he is now the worlds best youth goalkeeper. If we can't get a new number one to help bring him on, I reckon we should be retaining Krul as our number one as at least he can relate to going from youth international to Newcastle first teamer and senior international.

What was our PL W/L/D percentage when he started and didn't start for us, and how does it compare with Colback and Gouffran?