James

It’s becoming a bit of a strange situation where new elite players are joining the club, they meet Trippier who is captain but not captain, and then there is this guy at training who never plays who is the real captain. to be honest I will have lost a lot of respect for Lascelles if he is still here in September and hasn’t resigned the club captaincy.

Bruno G already fulfils 458% of the midfields smile quota so the smile doesn’t matter

and this is where they had to bathe in wheelie bins

Of joy

nah. our central midfield is well stocked with quality players who are worth a combined £285m. if we sign another it means that a really good player is not going to feature much, which means we can’t sell them for as much. in summary one more CM unless we are selling this summer is not a wise move.

Shame on Dortmund for signing someone with such hideous homophobia

Ooh I need your rumours, 8 days a week

I h8 Mike. So give me transfer rumours

Who appreci8s a good transfer rumour?

Who 8 all the transfer rumours?

What a shit thread title

Think that guy was a reserve player whose name I’ve completely forgotten.

At this rate I’m expecting us to not announce Tonali and he is just a front for someone else

To be honest I’ve learned to never be happy or unhappy with club’s transfer business during a transfer window. What matters is where we are on the last day of the season.

looking serious like Sissoko did there. worrying

nah £10m not that much at all. In fact Staveley might as well just forward it to me.

Clemence can fuck off away from our club

I’m not that bothered as I can’t really see how he fits in. right now I think Spurs are more likely to be relegated than get in to the Champions League.

This feels like a last week of window or never type deal to me

New €22.5m bid submitted

What about Hearts?

yeah but the player is Bella Kotchap so I want the sauce

Sauce?

pretty standard for a 2 - 3 week break for international players so if they go all the way could be looking at 22nd July. for that reason I don’t think he will be regularly starting until October.

Could be quite a few weeks yet before he actually makes it to SJP