James

I would be more pissed if we finished 4th and Chelsea won the CL Final than if we finished 5th.

Its like Feyenoord

Duff To score the winner today to show an unbelievable transition Plus Duff to get the winner vs Spurs

To be honest I'm hopimg for a 14-0 scoreline with the following scorers: Cisse Ba Ben Arfa Cabaye Jonas Tiote Perch Williamson Santon Coloccini Ryan Taylor Ameobi Ferguson Krul

I'm hoping this is a "I don't see you as our rivals moment" and that is the scoreline for us.

It gets worse, Paul Stretford is in the consortium, as is Kenneth Shepherd. Graeme Souness was also offered a role but unlikely to take it up.

Had this thought an hour or so back. Krul, Simpson (miracle recovery), Williamson, Perch (Colo injured in warm-up), Santon, Jonas, Ryan Taylor, Cabaye, Tiote, Ameobi (Cisse out with food poisoning thanks to the team meal - the only one to eat the shrimp), Ba Watch it happen. 5-4 Ameobi x3 Williamson Perch

Must have missed that, is he part of the Rangers consortium? Yeah

Back in the CL on the same day Freddy Shepherd returns to football?

Welcome back Freddy Shepherd. Bid for Owen?

Apologies if you realise this but I better check...you do know the game is on Sunday and today is Saturday don't you?!

Today I have to travel all the way from Manchester to Truro for a three hour meeting then come straight back again.

Statue?

Sol Campbell has announced his retirement. OMG.

I like Hodgson and I think that he will be someone managing the new national football centre when he isnt managing England which is something Redknapp would never do. He may even just do one tournament and then take on a more Houllier role.

It is Sian Massey. Every time she is a linesman, we get mullered.

Pardew has a book about Bruce Grobelaar going round and shagging loads of birds in his bookcase.

Would anyone honestly say that if they were on a £60,000 contract and no-one else wanted you, they'd take a pay cut?

To be honest, in all sports, dopers should not be allowed to manage/coach the next generation of sports people. So morally he should not be managing Barca or anyone.

If they play a 3 man defence they will be totally anhillated.

Before Stoke I predicted that we would get 7 points in our last 5 games, meaning Spurs would need 7 and Chelsea 9. There is justifiable reason to upgrade that prediction, but Chelsea now need 8 and Spurs 7 still.

Messi and Ronaldo.

WE WANT MAN UTD TO WIN THIS GAME, IF MAN UTD BEAT EVERTON, THEN THEY WILL WIN THE LEAGUE IF THEY BEAT MAN CITY WHICH MEANS THAT MAN CITY DON'T HAVE THE LEAGUE TO PLAY FOR WHEN WE PLAY THEM.

Have you heard of something that happens when players don't score...I think it is called a draw.

His goals have won us 13 points ffs That's if you take away his goals in games we would have won without his contribution, looking at them in hindsight. Ridiculous. It is 11. Without Villa goal it would have been a draw, so he earned 2 points. Without Wolves goal it would have been a defeat so he earned 1 point. Without Norwich goal it would have been a draw, so he earned 2 points. Without West Brom Goals it would have been a draw, so he earned 2 points. Without Liverpool goals it would have been a draw, so earned 2 points. Without Swansea goals it would have been a draw, so earned 2 points. We would have beaten Stoke and Bolton regardless of whether he scored. So that makes 11 points which means you are shit at maths.