James

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Fergie played Smith as a midfielder. As for Enrique, most proffessionals outside of Newcastle rate Milner and Duff, so the new guy may choose to stick with N'Zogbia at left back.

Wouldn't suprise me if the Chronicle beat its all-time circulation record tommorrow. Not because people want to read about Sam, but because people want to read the next chapter of Oliver's inside knowledge.

I wonder if Mr. Shepherd will have anything to say?

Sam: "I feel betrayed. Jose was supposed to be my friend." The above quote is a lie.

If we are looking at British, it could be because: Ashley and Mort don't have much knowledge outside of the English game. or The board don't have good international contacts.

I am applying for the job.

Well the club could have an incentive to misdirect, but so too do news outlets that are affiliated to betting companies.

Worried about Beye and Faye to be honest. If we appoint a manager in January, and back him, it is likely that the new manager will look at the team and think: "Strikers fine, midfield fine, goalkeepers fine, defence......aah." And then he'll go out and splash the money on hisown choice of defenders without Beye and Faye getting the chance to show what we know they can do, due to the ANC.

SSN can't really be trusted with speculative information really, given their affiliation with SkyBet.

That could be good or bad depending on who the alternative is.

I've added Jeff Stelling, hope you don't mind.

It was on Sky Sports News.

I've just realised what is happenning. Everyone is sick of the pressure. Allardyce gets sacked. Everyone suddenly realises the alternatives, and suddenly realise that Allardyce wasn't so bad after all. Its then revealed that Allardyce hasn't actually been sacked. Fans shut up.

Those mentioning Jol should take note about the fact that Mike Ashley's biggest mate in business and football, ex-Spurs Vice Chairman Paul Kemsley was desperate to get shot of Martin Jol.

We've been through this routine many times now, but today is the first day of the new board's first ever search for a Newcastle United manager. Who would you like to see at the helm?

I'm still unsure myself, given that Allardyce was busy bidding for Diarra and Brown while holding press conferences today. I think he was pushed.

Mort says that no other manager has been appointed.

Thats a complete shock. Don't know what to say.

To be fair, Sam has us playing one-touch-two-touch football. If you don't get the ball in the opposition half with your first touch, have another go.

When he scores, he shouts: "Geronimo!"

His name sounds like some sort of caramel flavoured toothpaste tbh.

I may have mentioned that my cousin's girlfriend operates the fax machine at SJP. Well since Mort has taken over, she has been promoted to the position of 'email sender.' Today, she sent an attachment with email addresses to the following people: Wes Brown Lasanna Diarra Kerlon Freddy Adu Arshavin Van der Vaart so that they can all email each other to confirm that they want to join NUFC, so that all of these players agree to sign for us.

Kerching! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

He is not actually that big. 1.73 m (5 ft 8 in) Its not just about height, its how you use your strength, pace and fitness levels and convert it into power. Martins can be quite powerful when he chooses despite lacking in height.