Keefaz

Oh right, yeah, ok. Oh, it's my fault now.

Losers pay for booze, I hear.

Aye, but Barton is no slouch, really, nor Alan Smith. But it seemed we have no one in the reserves capable of making the step up when they got crocked.

Not that I've been here or seen anything, but from what I hear the main problem has been injury and lack of cover: the first XI when fit is more than capable of retaining our PL status.

Detrimental as in aiming to lose the match. A match in a league competition they've already won?

We must. Every season that passes without promotion makes it more difficult.

If we stay down for two seasons, we're fucked. We need to come straight back up, otherwise we might never do it.

Don't think the Fulham midifeld were up to much at all, tbh. We deserved to get something out of the game.

You're right, tbh. If we come straight back up, I don't think one season in the Championship would be the end of the world. If we come straight back up.

Also, I have to say this: Damien fucking Duff. Once upon a time, one of the most feared wingers in England, if not Europe. Now, scared to even attempt to beat his opponent or pass the ball more than five yards, and heaven fucking forbid he try to use his right foot. This is a multi-million pound attacking player?

Play for the loss, that'll confuse them.

missed a couple of sitters though. should have had 1 or 2. Sitters?

This is it. So, he was standing in front of the keeper. And..?

Best player for us today, imo. Worked hard and created a good few chances.

We're down.

Don't think we played that bad, tbh. I feel like slappng Taylor for his defending for the goal, but other than that we created a good few chances, had a goal wrongly disallowed and were kept out on a few occasions (and not for the first time) by Mark fucking Schwarzer. But Damien Duff can fuck right off.

..and a good cook by the looks of it.

Rubbed, but then my mam walked in and asked what the hell I was doing.

Speaking of accents. I haven't heard him speak for about a year, but I heard Rafa this morning on FF and he's got a fucking Scouse accent!

There will be nothing, I'm sure. A quick applause and that's it. But the players can never win with this. People complain if they do and then complain if they don't.

I know nowt.

Bit of a geezer, then? Any good?

Very 6 months ago. Damn, I really should have read the Nile Ranger thread, but it was so big, the very thought of reading it frightened me quite frankly. I've a question: who the hell is Nile Ranger?

I urge everyone going to the match tomorrow to get totally shitfaced: it's your duty.

I like way she thinks Michael Owen prioritises: horses, family, money.