Keefaz

missed a couple of sitters though. should have had 1 or 2. Sitters?

This is it. So, he was standing in front of the keeper. And..?

Best player for us today, imo. Worked hard and created a good few chances.

We're down.

Don't think we played that bad, tbh. I feel like slappng Taylor for his defending for the goal, but other than that we created a good few chances, had a goal wrongly disallowed and were kept out on a few occasions (and not for the first time) by Mark fucking Schwarzer. But Damien Duff can fuck right off.

..and a good cook by the looks of it.

Rubbed, but then my mam walked in and asked what the hell I was doing.

Speaking of accents. I haven't heard him speak for about a year, but I heard Rafa this morning on FF and he's got a fucking Scouse accent!

There will be nothing, I'm sure. A quick applause and that's it. But the players can never win with this. People complain if they do and then complain if they don't.

I know nowt.

Bit of a geezer, then? Any good?

Very 6 months ago. Damn, I really should have read the Nile Ranger thread, but it was so big, the very thought of reading it frightened me quite frankly. I've a question: who the hell is Nile Ranger?

I urge everyone going to the match tomorrow to get totally shitfaced: it's your duty.

I like way she thinks Michael Owen prioritises: horses, family, money.

What a complete load of shite.

Didn't even stick to the rules! He coloured outside the lines, he wasn't afraid to expand the scope of the task. But you, Mowen, you're a gossip and a snitch. I don't like that. You're fired.

Dalglishesque.

Alright. Neil wins. I've no idea what the prize is, but I'll come up with something.

I think I'll pop along. I've nowt else to do.

It must be love. Also, and btw, were you at Newcastle Airport yesterday?

OK! Whoever gives me the best summary of this season in under 100 words wins a PHENOMENAL prize.

Shinier

Aye, was mint. Remember Shearer choking back the tears a bit an all.

Sorry if this is a big shit of a thread, but who knows where I can watch the match this evening?