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Get both and Remy.. then shift Shola and put campbell on loan for the year. Never going to happen. Would take Bent, Gomis and Sinclair though.

Having created earth in seven days he is knackered. He has a lot of peoples prayers to listen to and answer as well so give him a break.

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This is bloody great if true. Had resigned myself to him leaving. Get Gomis and Remy.

Just people trying to pressure the board into action. First Pardew, now the local press. Fact is more worryingly for the former.. no one seems to know what the hell is going on upstairs. They might be working hard and close to multiple signings. Likewise they might be getting jerked around by other clubs. They might also be sat fingers firmly up each others ass trying to play hardball with other clubs or worse not even that worried by the can of evaporated milk we have left boiling in an inch of water for hours. Shame it is us the fans that have to clean up the destructive mess and pay for the renovations.

We will lose out. Questionable if we are even interested in the first place. Think Pardew is interested in anything we can get. Board aren't arsed.

Soon to be anywhere but here...

Some major flapping over nothing going on here. Its the article making assumptions from some pretty limited quotes. If we get the strikers in we want Shola will be gone or at worst will linger in the squad as extreme backup. He isn't going to say anything else at the moment given our horrific situation. Pardew won't have a say in him staying or going anyway.

Think it will still happen.. just handbags and some dented ego. Holloway will patch it up.

Problem is we are sat waiting for Lyon and QPR to call.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO It is Shola to Stoke all over again.

Quick as fuck.. impressed with his acceleration over a short space. Did nowt of note really today but was given little chance to do so.

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/013/b/f/sideshow_bob_dreaming_about_strangling_bart_by_niamhtobin2000-d5rew3s.jpg Feck me, whats he thinking.. Can he get a ban from this?

Think I saw him carrying his left foot off in his hand. Will be a long lay-off if he has to reattach it. Thought he had taken Tiotes off in a fit of rage.. would have explained a few things.

its a worry things like that and his blatant push.. why would you even push someone two handed away from the ball. Clearly wasn't to stop momentum, player wasn't in a dangerous position either, totally unnecessary. He just wanted to push him out of the way. I wonder what the hell we do in training that we haven't talked about his recklessness. He obviously has a footballing brain the size of a pea.

The inevitable Tiote implosion. Had a better second half apart from that. Missed the first half so no idea if we played better or not. Was what I had expected from us though in terms of performance pre-season and a man down. Void of creativity. Debuchy and Santon got forward ok. Mbiwa looks classy most of the time. Didn't even realise Sissokho was on the pitch until he was subbed. Liked Vuckic passion, unlucky not to score but he likes to hit the post.

Pretty Canny finish tbf

Ameobi saving the blushes

- upside.. looks like we must be looking to bring in another left winger. - downside we are even more lighter and Sammy might be his replacement. Think he could have played a part this season but he needs games its the perfect move for him and we can evaluate next summer.

tbf fair for the harassment he is getting he should be getting money. That said, not sure I agree with feeding the press hounds, not my choice though. Its Snowden all over again.

It is worrying this issue hasn't been sorted already. Doesn't look good. That said, the way our board and officials run the club I expect Cisse is just training as normal still waiting to hear from someone to discuss things. There is no pressing need to do anything at all in pre season as far as the club is concerned.

Dont be drawn in... its the ultimate smokescreen for our QPR swoop.. Johnson and Zamora are ready to go.

Its Gerry Francis all over again... Quick someone hide Dean Holdsworth, John Hartson and Efan Ekoku. Maybe Joe thinks Robbie Earle will be a good fit... born and bred in Newcastle after all..