Bad Mongo

And then again, Lawro isn't paid to give accurate predictions, just to spout some shite that may spark discussion. If his predictions were much more accurate than random guessing, he wouldn't be doing such a brilliant job.

We pretty much bypassed the midfield in second half, he couldn't do anything but chase the opposition, which he did more energetically than most of the other players.

Three or four players in the box for every attack. Much better.

But before he'd had any impact on anything.

The title is Nixon's Damien Duff.

I don't know, but his IP address is 217.22.0.164. Yes, the bit about Sunderland was added today.

"Listen, when I squeeze like this, the pitch of my voice goes like iiiiiiih!"

9. They are vastly overrated ... which they have in common with Kieron Dyer.

You were asked to back up your claims, which you never did. Which I will not do on an internet message board. Care to inform us a bit about what the truth of the situation actually is, then?

Karma doesn't apply to Schadenfreude. If it did, there would be no other joy left in the world.

I'm surprised you didn't start that comment with 'It is a fact', tbh.

Deportivo's Riki getting a yellow card for protesting after a dubious offside decision, and then handballing in the box just a couple of minutes later. They will probably win anyway.

"I know you prefer using trees, Dennis, but I bought some regular toilet paper just in case."

Because it is being used to pay wages and installments for players like Owen and Luque. No it isn't, wages are well and truley covered by revenue, same goes for remaining payments on signings. Look at our accounts before he took over, we were making small loses (by small I mean a few million). Since then TV revenue has increased £20 million a season and our wages have, if anything, gone down not up, plus there are now no payments to make on the stadium. So where has all this extra expense come from? We've gone from making small loses with a revenue of £88 million to needing £125+ million per season to pay the bills?, what happened did he leave the lights and gas on? The mans a bullshiter! Since everybody else is conveniently ignoring this comment, I'm just going to quote it.

No, people are disagreeing with it because it was evidently not true. Those 20 millions are nowhere to be seen.

Dear Mr Bank Manager, I know there is a credit crunch and whatnot but please could i borrow 350m to buy Newcastle United? Your sincerely, Mongo. I'm sure someone like the Glazers will still be able to get a huge loan if they ask for it, if not 100% on the club value. It probably helps having other assets than a Newcastle-Online account.

What rubbish. All the rewards from Ashley's investment in the club will be his own. The club is worse off now than when he bought it. Debt free? Big deal, the new owners may still take up a big loan to finance the club, like the Glazers did with their club. They could still have paid it off if he didn't do it. In short: it doesn't matter that he paid the debts off. What matters is the fact that he left the club in the shit.

It's an idiot's definition, though. Just FYI.

The basic rule is that you can call any southern prick a cock(ney).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Mordashov He's rich. The main shareholder of Russia's second biggest steel company.

The principle is simply: is the manager allowed to manage, or not? If Keegan felt Coloccini and Jonas were players he needed, then why should he complain? For all we know, he might even have complained, and then conceded they improved the squad and got on with it. No manager expects to operate in a vacuum. And btw this top priority striker has so far not played in a single game we haven't lost.

The situation is a bit different when you have a presumably world class striker forced upon you and not some unknown Spanish U-21 player when there are several other positions in desperate need of strengthening. For Keegan, it would be hard to get results, for Mourinho it would be harder not to.

You seriously think a "world class manager" would have wanted the job? Answering to Dennis Wise and some Casino guy?

What's wrong with you, Phil K?

Perhaps there should be a question mark after the title?