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Not really. Its just Bent, Johnson and defoe probably got as many goals as Heskey recently. Seriously that is one hell of a shit strikeforce.

The fact that he is the striker embodiment of Titus Bramble? 3 goals in 43 caps so far isnt it? Rooney's hardly a regular scorer for England since Euro 2004 but he brings alot to the team. The Heskey and Owen partnership is proven at both club level and in Internationals that they've played, just because the bloke doesn't score loads doesn't mean he shouldn't get a squad place if he can get the best out of Michael Owen again, it's only while Crouch and Rooney are out anyway. Other options being... Owen and Smith Owen and Bent Owen and Johnson Owen and Defoe Wow the english strikerforce is s***. We need some Dean Ashton in there!!!

Legend Seriously though I'd rather have a a good few years stability in the UEFA places. Breaking into the top four is not realistic at all.

Not martins.

There are 4 tables really: Top 4: Chelsea, Liverpool, Arsenal, Manure Europe: Man City, Newcastle, Blackburn, Spurs, Villa, Pompey, West Ham, Everton Mid table: Boro, Sunderland, Bolton, Birmingham, Fulham Reading, Wigan, Fucking shit: Derby

And we *need* to get Milner and Zog on the wings. Then the goals will come.

HESKEY! WHAT THE FUCK. Matt Derbyshire or wallcott would be a better call up tbh.

This

1. Chelsea 2. Manure 3. Liverpool 4. Arsenal 5. Everton 6. Newcastle 7. Blackburn 8. Spuds 9. Man City 10. Portsmouth 11. Villa 12. Boro 13. West Ham 14. Bolton 15. Fulham 16. Reading 17. Birmingham 18. Sunderland 19. Wigan 20. Derby

Rather have anyone tbh.

BBC cancelled all their phone in competetions after all the scandals that have gone on. Thanks! Guess I was err.. asleep when this went on (Damn students )

We need a long term Viduka replacement anyway.

Which one? I hope it was the midnight garden that show is trippy. Night garden must have been written whilst partaking in magic mushrooms,i mean what the f*** is a ninky-nonk? Tumblyboo! Watched a programme n it actually. Make by the same people as teletubbies apparently. My autistic brother loves it, calms him down a treat On topic: Does anyone know why GOTM is not a competition anymore?

Which one? I hope it was the midnight garden that show is trippy.

Looked great in pre season. He would be an option on the right wing in instances like today where Smith was having little joy. I hope we bring him on and offer him a new contract the potential is definitely there.

Roz is pretty fast tbh. I am going to try to grow a Cacapa beard in honor of the legend.

Should have unleashed milner on kilbane and pushed zog up the left. Martins needs to start too. Dont get me wrong great performance.

at Hansen. We did well we had 20 shots to 5 with 10 on target. No problems creative wise for me. Should start Martins though.

They weren't ready for the Prem. This could even f*** them up when they go back down. Rip their confidence to shreds. Is Giles Barnes injured? Thought Barnes went to the Spanners last night? Ahhh! Was wondering why he wasn't playing. I tuned out the madness yesterday, stuck to the chat forum. He hasn't gone anywhere.

Still not really up there with players who make a difference like Robert or Ginola. Duff needs to rediscover his form but he is capable. Zog may do it. Milner simply won't. Sorry about that Jon. He is in the position where we can't afford a not much better than average player. He is just that. So who realistically could we get for right wing? I can't think of anyone realistic.

He got introduced.

s*** tbh. No natural finisher. Saha is on to change the game

We will be fine once Enrique is fit and Zog/Milner will be on the flanks. Duff is also still here don't forget.

at Manure.

Don't worry, he can't answer black. We've got them next. Play 424 I reckon. fyp