Teasy

Benitez just doesn't rate any of our keepers, can't blame him.

Sky have gone from "told Slimani deal is agreed" to "Its a strong possibility".. Knew it was a mistake to start a thread you bastards!

Haha, ok I'm not really concentrating at the minute like

Like waiting for the captain of the football team to ask you to prom, and settling for the kid who smells like a hamster cage. Aye, still on the plus side at least he gets to play at St Jame's instead of that rat hole Chelsea play in.

We've loaned out a player Benitez won't even have in the squad for a player he wants, that's win win for me like. Also minimum 3 games?, based on what? We only have 3 games in the next 30 days. He's rumoured to be out for either 5-6 days or 2 weeks. 3 games include tonight. Then will need to get fit for next game so likely wont be named as a starter and slim chance makes the bench? And Leicester when we play them will have loan agreement he can't face former club. Anyone we sign today would miss tonight. In fact anyone we'd have signed yesterday or the day before would miss tonight since Benitez doesn't rush players into the team before preparing them in training. Yeah but im looking at him being lucky to be ready for the Man Utd game. And obviously missing Leicester. Its not about being a pessimist or a moaner. Simply is it enough? In my eyes we need a few more yet,Or I dont think it will be enough. Swansea out of the bottom 3, WBA strengthened. We cant win home games. Id be a bit worried if we are pinning our hope on Slimani. ?? It might not be enough, I'm just disagreeing with the notion that this won't improve us because we've just loaned one out and one in. That's a overly simplistic way of looking at it and the reality is quite different. Also WBA have signed one extremely injury prone striker on loan.

Definitely shouldn't have started a thread like

Both 100% fit and up for it I'd choose Sturridge, but because of fitness and mentality worries I'd much prefer Slimani. Even with Slimani currently having a injury I'd still be confident he's less likely to miss games than Sturridge, and less likely to be a cunt.

We've loaned out a player Benitez won't even have in the squad for a player he wants, that's win win for me like. Also minimum 3 games?, based on what? We only have 3 games in the next 30 days. He's rumoured to be out for either 5-6 days or 2 weeks. 3 games include tonight. Then will need to get fit for next game so likely wont be named as a starter and slim chance makes the bench? And Leicester when we play them will have loan agreement he can't face former club. Anyone we sign today would miss tonight. In fact anyone we'd have signed yesterday or the day before would miss tonight since Benitez doesn't rush players into the team before preparing them in training.

We've loaned out a player Benitez won't even have in the squad for a player he wants, that's win win for me like. Also minimum 3 games?, based on what? We only have 3 games in the next 30 days. He's rumoured to be out for either 5-6 days or 2 weeks. We have two games against teams we need to get points off in the next 5-6 games, and he can't play against Liecster The next 5-6 games cover 6 weeks, he's meant to be out 1-2 weeks. Even if he ended up being out for 4 weeks he'd still have 9 games (taking Leicester into account). Two choices: Slimani up front for 9 games Gaye/Joselu up front for 9 games with the comforting knowledge that Mitrovic is still there somewhere giving moral support Which one do people want to see? Nobody's asking anyone to thank fat Ashley for a signing, but pretending this wouldn't be a good signing at all is just daft IMO.

One player who won't play vs one who will, mathematically that's +1

We've loaned out a player Benitez won't even have in the squad for a player he wants, that's win win for me like. Also minimum 3 games?, based on what? We only have 3 games in the next 30 days. He's rumoured to be out for either 5-6 days or 2 weeks.

I would be posting this if we'd actually bought a player who was proven to be able to help us. As long as it helps us I'm happy, loan or buy. All about getting through and hoping we're bought in the summer for me.

Nah fuck the new thread like, at least wait until he's here having his medical.

Nowt will kill us off as long as Benitez is here, we'll always have a chance.

I've no doubt Ashley would sell, but only for a very substantial fee. No such fee is being reported which leads me to believe this is bull.

Lol as if we will sign a replacement A signing more essential to keeping us up wouldn't be a replacement for Merino, it would be a striker. Not that I advocate selling Merino to get a striker, we shouldn't need to do that at all if not for the fat piece of shit running the club.

I'd assume the final straw would mean you'd stop supporting/watching. So obviously nobody here has reached the final straw yet.

Unless I'm missing something that article has nowt in it, not even a mention of what they'd offer for him. Also they seem to be talking as if he's fallen out of favour and won't play, I don't believe for a minute that Benitez isn't going to play him.

Yeah no chance that backfires immediately at all How could it backfire? We'd miss seeing Gayle be shit for a few games? You could guarantee Sturridge would immediately get injured and Jorgenson would be crap. Vs Gayle being turbo shit.

Yeah no chance that backfires immediately at all How could it backfire? We'd miss seeing Gayle be shit for a few games?

Gayle is the one who fucking ducked it..

Aye, I mean we must have created 7 or 8 really good chances against Swansea and only managed to score once. With decent finishing we should have won that so comfortably.

Did someone report the amount of the new bid like?

Erm, but it's not breaking your record if you sign three players? Aye pretty crazy logic like, especially since that wouldn't even be a record spend on three players in one window, not even under Ashley, not even close.