MW

Please stay, what a nightmare

Get ahold of yourself man. The gaping holes still remaining in our team despite another transfer window and you're marking today as a "success" I'm talking as a member of the rebellion. We will struggle regardless of if we panic buy some below average players today. The downside is idiots can say Pardew has had a tough time with his players leaving at the last minute, with no replacement

Weird but I don't have the same disappointment often associated with our lack of activity on this day, despite how ridiculously obvious it is we need it. As long as Ben Arfa stays today will go down as a success. Yanga leaving just adds to the list of embarrassing events adding up

Silly fiver on Burnley and Palace returns 150

that's great

If our players are fit, I look forward to seeing what we line with at the next euros and will be optimistic

My perfect draw but I'm in Portugal. Genuinely gutted

Abba on channel 5 it is

I recorded this and just started watching. 7 mins in. Is it worth it at all or shall I not bother?

Hope I'm wrong but get the impression Burnley are going to offer nothing to the premiership this season

tickets are out. I was very keen, now I'm not sure I can be bothered. I have football training as an alternative which will probably be more fun

Season starts today and I can't say I feel any different waking up this morning than I did at the end of last year. Nothing to be excited about, if we win it won't lead to anythig positive

Cracked me up just showing the back of Scholes heed

Treble on man utd, arsenal and Everton to start off with

Anyone. Roll the dice

He scored an outrageous free kick at the reebok which gets forgotten. We lost 4-3 4-1 away to Boro The pen in his last game at the mackems is amazing AT everton he scored 2 amazing pens on season

They run late enough to allow for extra time

I fancy that

Yeh. Few mins. Better not go to another break

What a goal

I like him going for that. the kind of thing to do in a friendly

I think an ironic defend, defend, defend defend defend instead of attack would be good

Everton should get Ben Arfa

How long were they in New Zealand for? A week? Bizarre

I was livid/heartbroken. I remember being and people started saying he was off, i was in total denial saying there's no way he'd go. Gradually throughout the day it looked more and more likely. By the end of the day I lost total faith in any footballer having any ounce of loyalty