Rich

This has actually nailed it, like.

“Top fan”

Don’t see that at all on a matchday tbh. He wouldn’t be near the squad if that was the case and he definitely wouldn’t be taking the armband off Bruno.

We could do a loan with an obligation as well, in theory.

It’s not.

They aren’t seriously getting Malen, Asensio, Rashford, and Felix in one window? FM-tastic.

Ah, a fellow block T aficionado.

Enzo Millot, anyone?

If it was a dive, why wasn't he booked for it?

That shot aside, which would've been one of the best goals seen at SJP for years, he was as poor as he's been all season. Nobody lost the ball more than he did, and it was his shite pass that set them away for the equaliser. Could've done better to stick with Jimenez in the box at the end of the counter, an' all, he just got shrugged off.

Night Dad.

What's the tipple of choice tonight? If you can't remember that Bruno was easily the better of the trio out there today and thought Dan Burn was MOTM it must be a bloody strong one.

Eee, it's not like you to post absolute shite this time on a Saturday night, Rod.

We've still got nine senior defenders at the club, though admittedly it's a bit of a stretch to include Lascelles. Kelly's played 596 minutes out of 2,700 this season.

Don't think we could be much worse defensively with Targett, Botman, and Krafth playing instead tbh.

Thought Bruno was easily the best of the midfield three, some of his passing in the first half was sublime.

We've done all the work, remember...

Just the Schär one-on-one, probably our move of the match.

It's mad how much any sort of adversity knocks us, like, and I have to include myself in that because it's definitely harder to belt stuff out when everyone goes so flat. Thought it was one of the better games of the season considering the opposition until the second half.

People leaving at 2-1 again then plenty bews at the end. FML.

I was trying to be kind, as I love the bloke. He looked shite in the ground, but his stats are something else. Only won 4/13 duels, didn't make a single tackle, block, clearance, or interception, and was dribbled past three times. Also deservedly booked yet again, obviously, which leaves him one yellow off a two-game ban. He's largely lost the plot this season, sadly.

He's been pretty average lately anyway and was particularly awful today.

Sels man