Rich

What a fucking joke.

About 2/3 of what I'd sell him for.

@Bruno Guimarães

Thank fuck for Man Utd and Spurs, man.

Think Ashworth needs to buy his own club to run at this point.

This storm probably had him worried sick about his garden.

Bahahahaha. The gift that keeps on giving.

He’s had it strapped for at least a month now, aye.

Well that’s cheered me up ever so slightly.

PSR is probably going to force us into a rebuild into the summer, isn't it? I'd be making any decision on the head coach with that in mind. Howe either does enough in the second half of the season to earn the right to create a new version of the team, or we get our ducks in a row to make the change as soon as the curtain falls. If it was me making the decision, I'd probably twist now to try and spark us in a league that's there for the taking from 5th down, but I think that's extremely unlikely and I appreciate it would be incredibly harsh. I'd like us to find a playing style that isn't so reliant on the high press and that affords us some level of control without our lads having to run themselves into the ground.

Good post-match interview, at least: https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/video/729217. He looks sick as fuck.

Looks totally bereft by the end of his post-match interview, like: https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/video/729214.

If Paper Joe had been available he’d perhaps have started. Can’t believe how much Big Joe’s cost us this week, it’s so unlike him.

One of the best saves I've ever seen.

Midfield chasm is there again quite a bit mind, funnily enough doesn't seem to exist with Sandro in the 6.

We've been quality here like, shame about the mistakes.

More concerned about Hooper being drafted in as the ref at the last minute than our lineup. He was a disgrace in that Chelsea away game.

Knackered again?

Must’ve just been a little tiff.

Set the tone yet again. Nailed it.

Dea...? Ah, never mind.

Thank fuck someone else has noticed, it’s driving me spare

Shoehorning in Office lines? Mad behaviour.