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Usual fare against these. Play well but one if their superstars scores a superstar goal and we don’t have a superstar. Boring

They exclusively score amazing goals at SJP. It’s so tiresome.

Come back Mandy man

Online aye, M and L gone.

So keen for the jersey but missed it. Faaaaak

Mine will wear a cap to a baseball game and paint her nails black and white, end of. Trade?

Ah sorry pal! I’m slightly jealous tbh. Mine thinks it’s all a massive waste of time

Every time I convince myself my other half wants Newcastle gear, it’s a horrible no

You keep telling yourself that bro

No, completely agree. Was a 4-3-3 then a 4-2-3-1 from half time. Plan to me seemed to slowly move the back line and midfield up with easy possession, then pen Fulham in, but they kept playing around our press. Their midfield all played well and they knocked it around us quickly with ease at times (especially in the first half, not so much the second). Weirdly in the first half they always seemed to have a body extra in midfield, but not so much in the second despite us taking one off. To be clear I thought it was a poor performance overall, and you’re right re: chasing games. I didn’t think it was a disaster, sometimes away games do just go that way.

I think the Fulham experience was more nuanced. They did play through us with alarming ease for about 30 mins, but pope fumbles the second. If barnes doesn’t miss the good chance for 2-2 shortly after his goal, or schär does the right thing for an easy tap-in…. Third due to ridiculous circumstantial behaviour by Bruno. A defeat was a fair result but it was very, very close to 2-2 twice.

Calling Tino a benchwarmer after 4/6 starts this season also another good wheeze

A tonking unless we suddenly remember how to play well for more than 15 min patches.

Even the science is against us

There are too many players not playing well enough; ultimately that will (rightly or wrongly) become his problem if it continues. Among my concerns is how often we can’t pass to our own players or take a simple first touch; the basics haven’t been there often enough this season. Another is the lack of identifiable strategy and how confused and uncertain the players look. I really don’t understand.

It’s weird how often everyone chooses that given his power is to throw exploding cards. I’m gannin’ colossus so I can toughen my porous loser skin

Almost certain it looks like social media posts and a fart-like effect on entering rooms

Make Newcastle Great Again

They could just make an original one too. I’d be totally fine with some degree of creative thinking

Edit; not at 10 or in CM. He’s a canny left back IMO.

I agree with him - I always think he looks above their level.

No punishment.

Yes, mine did and @Pata’s too I think

No I’m wrong that’s just a screamer

Lucky lucky