Theregulars

Where football meets Xanax

Dat middle management

I’d rather Slovenia score now, it’s what Southgate and the players deserve. This is contemptuous

England genuinely don’t try to score goals. I don’t understand.

I think it’s a nice lifestyle if you’re happy with your family and in a domestic bubble

I reckon it’s another opportunistic move - they’re obviously in an unenviable state and don’t have loads of sellable talent. I’ve no idea what represents value anymore in football so can’t comment on fees, but I repeat earlier comments made about the difficulty of finding a good striker happy to play second fiddle in a predominantly 1 striker team. Anyone we talk to knows Isak is The Guy.

Of course they can see things you can’t

They’re playing as the country feels.

The passing is unprofessional

Broadly this is great news - he's not serious. We're a much better run club.

Yup, great hotels

Does Todd think it’s a real life sticker album?

Is he any better than Moreno or Digne?

Potter to Leicester is interesting.

You can make a persuasive argument that Kieron Dyer and Prince Goldfish Bowl of BBC really fucked the club.

Eddie Howe has some fetish for tall British men

I think it’s endearing it means so much to people and sad that it’s inevitably exploited in increasingly shitty ways. If you want to wear the shirt, wear the shirt and enjoy it. I’ve got loads and they’re lovely.

Reckon it’s just because he’s new

Wonder if it will become a tradition every 2 years to buy a lanky keeper from Burnley when they go down.

Meh

He’s so colossally overrated.

They can’t pass the ball to one another, which seems a salient fault

Good to see the Manchester City contingent being just as professional as they were during their last outing at Wembley

Ssshhhh Jim might be reading

Did anyone else do the chilly celebration when he missed