Theregulars

Cheese eating surrender monkeys

Fair play to both sides. I would do unspeakable things for a Bilbao win. I just visited and bought a jersey so have done my bit, chicos (txikos?)

I don’t think he was joking

Incredible. Just well played, it’s mad how we can just go on these runs and slap teams silly on the way. This is just an unparalleled time to be a Newcastle fan, it’s literally dreamland. I live near palace and play so many of their troglodyte fans in 7 a side, can’t wait to wear black and white tomorrow

Dear, simple Billy

Purely as a fan of football, I wanted Villa to equalise and win. I understand the inter-PL hatred but PSG embody so much of what is awful about modern football. I think if anything that will fire Villa up for the weekend, they’ve absolutely nothing to be ashamed of.

Other way round im convinced its 10

Hopefully they equalise and lose on pens

Wowowowow

I’ve seen red cards given for less…

Shame, couldn’t have happened to a more sportsmanlike bloke in Martinez.

Nice problem to have! certainly you’d not drop either of Schär or Burn right now on form.

Disagree, looked plenty up to speed when he came back in after a much longer lay-off. He was fantastic both legs of the semi against Arsenal. He's easily one of our best players, if he's fit then he should play.

Have you seen any more magpies @LFEE

Difficult without Eddie you’d think, he’s the leader and the presence.

If it helps I saw a fat kid in full kit wanker Manure kit fall over on a scooter

Barella, Italian for “smokescreen”

I think it’s normally a few weeks in advance since the takeover. Tino felt like the longest-mooted but never seemed in doubt. Maybe you are right, but my sense is that things are normally quite advanced by the time reporters are consistently saying the same thing.

We don’t leak our real transfer targets to the press months in advance. May well have interest but the fact Hope is saying it makes me think we’re not going to buy him, hopefully a misdirect while we get someone of better value. However, in isolation, he’d be a cracking Newcastle player I reckon.

Pints probably 12-15 sing dollars now? When I lived there when you adjusted for currency it was about the same / a bit more than London. Best way is to just get some cheap bottles of Tiger (produced there) and drink amongst friends in one of the many nice warm places to sit. Re: humidity we used to aim for one glass of water for every pint. You piss all evening but really helps with the hangover.

“Just call me… Lionel Davey”

Blates Levy

Blates Madders

My yellow and green is holding up great, no clicks yet, material feels fine to me, just like a 90s football shirt really.

Confirmed