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Put some respeck on his name ffs. Rafa, I mean. Not the 'AIDS weight loss plan 2017' winner.

He's number one for "fat cockney bastard" as well, which one of you lads is the expert at SEO then?

The fact that Ashley remains the number one search result in google images when searching for "fat cockney rapist" must piss him off no end, still Fat cunt.

That heading for the article, man. "Purchase the club to show you're serious about the purchase"

Don't give a fuck what either side has to say tbh, either get the deal done or shut the fuck up.

Which fucking table is it on though? The one in the curry house? I'd suspect it's not there any more.

Triple-captained Sterling this coming game week, so if anyone wants to take him out now's your chance. Expecting a heady 3-point return from this venture

Is it too late to have him swatted? I heard he had hostages in whatever hotel he's at. Guns, too. Lots of guns.

Of course. Daft question. I'd stab him in the face, burn his fucking whale carcass and piss in the ashes. Nee bother. Also, I can't fucking believe what Ashley said about the prophet, like. And those cartoons he drew. Disgraceful. Yep. Mike Ashley. Frequently user of planes. Can-not BELIEVE it. Terrible.

Someone kill this cunt, seriously.

Very nice

#WelcomeMcBurnie

...and I'll just add my own :lol:

You seen Aguero's opponents? Oh shit, aye Week after he's scored his hat-trick against us, then. That triple captain is calling me now, haha. Watch Pep start Sterling up front or some shit

54 with Jones and fatty Shaw to play. Next week Aguero is getting binned so I can get Kane back in.

Guess who had Oxlade-Chamberlain in their team? No fucker, that's who. Sterling and Aguero, meanwhile... At least Mr. Teeth is in on the act, love Firminho like

There's literally no one else to blame but Ashley.

Swooped ahead

Well they desperately needed some pace, so a good signing (as long as he stays fit, obvs).

3-0, Joselu hat-trick. Just kidding. Frustrating 0-0.

I'd expect Walters to do a decent job at that level tbf. Still won't be enough for them though

For some reason I had it in my mind that he did an alright job. Ah well

(at both that guy's spelling and my new-page wankery)

Just got a text from a reliable source saying the same thing. Dre summing up the mood of everyone