Beren

Hopefully Squires has him crying at home in the lounge for his FA Cup comic strip

Ashley could piss in the mouths of the mothers of the attending crowd and they'd still see no correlation between attending the match and Ashley. Hopeless sods. If they weren't ruining the passion of those who care about what NUFC actually means, I'd feel sorry for them. As it is I wish them a lifetime of Mike Ashley, ridicule and poverty.

Benteke loves Liverpool

Plant.

Just saw Van Gaal's interview. What an utter cunt.

Sanchez should win it, but I agree Aguero should be nominated. Bright light in a shite season for Citeh. Not even a particularly great season by his own standards/ability.

Yup was brilliant

...whilst hurtling towards the relegation zone- truly these are the halcyon days

Just saw the plane photo~ amazing :lol:

Fuckers would be bottom of the table if NUFC were even vaguely decent.

Also, geez Louise, can't believe that season was 13/14 years ago.

Forgot all about Ze Roberto

Not much value this weekend. If only there were a market for: the games will be shit.

NETD

Yes :lol:

Think he means turnover.

He never hit the heights we all hoped, mainly as he couldn't keep his head up, but Lua Lua was a very exciting player to watch.

http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1365597424l/15833937.jpg

That was weird. Dante is shit.

Lucked out for once. Ran to the laptop to bet on Bayern, remembering their odds, but missed kick-off and checked Livescore... 2 down. wtf.

Atleti to qualify and Juve in 90 double.

Edge of your seat stuff

Should be a Bolasiesque total from the sounds of it.