Beren

Zlatan, Messi, Neymar and Suarez on the scoresheet in one match. Sounds like an all-star match.

Man Utd need grounding. Their fans are respawning everywhere all of a sudden.

Should have knocked that back out wide.

Hahah, Hollywood.

"Steven"

"No better man?" Yeah, I'll have Juninho thanks you idiot.

Chelsea's easy draws irritate me more than Newcastle's odd draws.

Larry David

Ryan Taylor

Harsh

Captain too.

Where's my gun?

Not a champagne performance, that

Need Aguero and Zabaleta to make this respectable.

Never.

What did he say in his post-match exactly>

Chelski, Liverpewl and Citeh treble

Why would Man City want to replace Toure? Birthday cake beef.

Cardiff/Swansea too.

I think Aluko being Kaka's hilarious early-season recommendation is the only thing which gave me pause for thought before bringing him in.

Tempted by Aluko

Yeah.

87 should have captained Kun though